Over the last 3 years, there have been certain arteries of worsts that turn up again and again, and which have also had new descriptors established by readers. I thought it might be useful to solidify the definitions and also lay them out in one place so newcomers can familiarise themselves. I hope other thoroughfares can be renamed appropriate to their greatness, although this process cannot be forced. I have also included the best views from Google street I could find.
The Arrondisement, (sometimes TEH Arrondisement) formerly known as Beaufort Street, home to many, many worsts, current and vanished. Perhaps best represented by this ant covered dead octopus and diaper cakes, The Arrondisement starts at the city, extending through Highgate, Mt Lawley and Inglewood, finally dying in the arse in Bayswater. (Google Streetview.) The Boulevard of Broken Worsts aka Alexander Drive is probably best remembered for these odd items, but it is the centre for much activity nearby, including the awsome Stargate. The Boulevard travels through many shithouse areas, (eg Malaga), some as yet unplumbed by worst searchers, but Yokine, Dianella have been the main sources. It continues on from the North perth Barrio as seen below. (Google Street View)Las Ramblas, aka Oats Steet Carlisle, where door meets window. Also the centre of much activity nearby, including the amazing flamingo letterbox. Goes through Carlisle and Lathlain, not far from lesbian witch murder house, until it is stopped in its tracks by Bourbon Street. (Google Street View)
The Barrio, aka Fitzgerald Street, although The Barrio can cover many North Perth locations. Known for the testicle polishing activities of its residents. Becomes The Boulevard of Broken Worsts as it leaves civilisation. (Google Street View)And the recently named Bourbon Street, aka Albany Highway named to honour Victoria Park, Perth’s New Orleans. There’s only one place for the sweetest cajun cooking with a dirty sax a playin than Bourbon Street’s Cash Twon. Bourbon Street travels through some of the city’s premier toilets, before reaching Albany many hours later. (Google Street View)And there’s also the Bumpkobahn, Bumpkin Highway, aka Forrest Highway that ends up in the Labrea tarpit of worst Bunbury, while bypassing Crabtown Mandurah.