Category Archives: worst objects

Cheerio

Posted on September 21, 2017 by AHC McDonald

As we’re saying cheerio, this faint praising plonked rock cocos growing relentless sky post from Bento should set it up. 

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Outrage Sunday 295 down the drain

Posted on May 21, 2017 by rottobloggo

Apoligies for today’s abbreviated post. I’ve been trying to get to the bottom of these phenomena in Claremont. What is the nexus? I ask all TWOPpers: are you “invested”? Or are you going down the drain? I’ve also been at … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 294 the munted wheelbarrow

Posted on May 14, 2017 by rottobloggo

I found this intensely enraging. Why not just say 18 new bays on the other side. I am just a simple jerbalist – maths is hard! – but this sign is wrong anyway. I bet that tuckpoint-rougher Bento would say … Continue reading →

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Bird Beware

Posted on April 21, 2017 by AHC McDonald

A bird discouragement apparatus, cannot have ANY credibility without a proper bird skewering to christen it. Lol. I’m guessing dove. They not too bright. #birdsofclaremont

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Rewarding Mediocrity 

Posted on March 31, 2017 by AHC McDonald

It’s all very well, Ljuke to say that everyone is a winner and participation awards and “I ran in a race” and suchlike, but sometimes you’re just going to have to accept last place. 

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Outrage Sunday 283 I know Jesus is true

Posted on February 26, 2017 by rottobloggo

Apoligies for the inconvieneince of today’s late OS. I’m still in mourning over no more Fringe. Now the Jesus-bombing season starts, and won’t let up until the UWA book sale. When in City Beach, use the right broom, thank you. … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 271 Number 95

Posted on November 27, 2016 by rottobloggo

Could you hear my teeth gritting in Claremont? Gaaaaaaahhhh. Sometimes I wonder if we should let the barbarians win – but then I grab my brains. Why bother, though? Either people are binge-watching, or making their life a soap opera … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 239 excellent article

Posted on March 13, 2016 by rottobloggo

Keep moving. You don’t want to be like the Abandoned Sauce Sachet of life.         No sauce needed on breakfast: a superb cured rodentia with pis-glazed wild mushroom in a formic jus. Mmmmmm so special.     Excellent: as … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 236 smoke a cone

Posted on February 21, 2016 by rottobloggo

I’m sure they don’t mean a traffic cone, either. It is one of the fragrances of the beautiful harbour city, along with sheep shit, patchouli, hair oil, exhaust fumes, suppurating tuck pointing, burnt coffee, and the roistering sizzle of cunac … Continue reading →

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Manatea

Posted on December 24, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Yes. By Slanderer.    

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