Category Archives: worst objects

Bird Beware

A bird discouragement apparatus, cannot have ANY credibility without a proper bird skewering to christen it. Lol. I’m guessing dove. They not too bright. #birdsofclaremont

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Rewarding Mediocrity 

It’s all very well, Ljuke to say that everyone is a winner and participation awards and “I ran in a race” and suchlike, but sometimes you’re just going to have to accept last place. 

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Outrage Sunday 283 I know Jesus is true

Apoligies for the inconvieneince of today’s late OS. I’m still in mourning over no more Fringe. Now the Jesus-bombing season starts, and won’t let up until the UWA book sale. When in City Beach, use the right broom, thank you. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 271 Number 95

Could you hear my teeth gritting in Claremont? Gaaaaaaahhhh. Sometimes I wonder if we should let the barbarians win – but then I grab my brains. Why bother, though? Either people are binge-watching, or making their life a soap opera … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 239 excellent article

Keep moving. You don’t want to be like the Abandoned Sauce Sachet of life.         No sauce needed on breakfast: a superb cured rodentia with pis-glazed wild mushroom in a formic jus. Mmmmmm so special.     Excellent: as … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 236 smoke a cone

I’m sure they don’t mean a traffic cone, either. It is one of the fragrances of the beautiful harbour city, along with sheep shit, patchouli, hair oil, exhaust fumes, suppurating tuck pointing, burnt coffee, and the roistering sizzle of cunac … Continue reading

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Manatea

Yes. By Slanderer.    

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