Category Archives: worst newspaper

Buckeridge teens

Legal news! Squabbling over money: teh Toady has a report. “The teen in the middle has had a hard life,” Bento says. Esperance is a lovely name for a girl!

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Bindi masturbate shock in the wild

On today’s Worst7 website. The comedian had many “witty antidotes”, according to reviewer Ross McRae.        

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Dirty work

“As good as the Royal Show!” That was the only thing missing from this excellent article in today’s paper of record. And it’s good to know there are “glimmers of light” in the construction industry. Mr Kerry Stokes’ Seven Group … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 239 excellent article

Keep moving. You don’t want to be like the Abandoned Sauce Sachet of life.         No sauce needed on breakfast: a superb cured rodentia with pis-glazed wild mushroom in a formic jus. Mmmmmm so special.     Excellent: as … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 236 smoke a cone

I’m sure they don’t mean a traffic cone, either. It is one of the fragrances of the beautiful harbour city, along with sheep shit, patchouli, hair oil, exhaust fumes, suppurating tuck pointing, burnt coffee, and the roistering sizzle of cunac … Continue reading

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unapposed

Teh WAToady on the spot with teh politics. What’s the latest on Alannah v teh SDTT? Wouldn’t it be a hoot if the Train Queen ran in Midland, where Michelle Roberts has a 0.1 per cent margin! Ms Harvey has … Continue reading

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goldfish

Are goldfish allowed to sell children? Why would the goldfish allow the child to be in the car before the transaction had been completed? Did the goldfish put the child on Gumtree? What did the father father? Surely the goldfish … Continue reading

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