Category Archives: worst garden

Weeds

Bento urges, nay begs youse pigs to remember that the most important aspect of fake lawn is that you never have to weed it. Please remember this. It might be the most important thing you dogs ever read. Bayswater. 

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War Zone

Pete F. Saw this scene of devastation. Can’t remember where. 

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Lawn Deregistration

Alasdair shared the lawn version of the Protocols of Zion. Can a lawn really be deregistered or is that just an early 20th century Russian hoax? BSWAM might be interested in this.  Maybe some of the desert versions need to … Continue reading

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Masterpieces of Post Vibrancy

Beautifully captured by Chris D, this High Wycombe installation showcasing both Cotton Palm and Cocos, somehow – deliberately- making them even uglier than before. It’s pure genius on every level. 

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Desert Flower 

Beautiful piece of lawn registration. When you need to make it clear to the neighbors that you haven’t simply dumped garbage on your own verge. Embleton.  

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Still the Wirren

Orbea went back to this site, 5 years after his original post. What a time it was. Legend 101 was right in his baffling identity theft mode then. But how wonderful that something so crappy and so ephemeral is still … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 241 The Kiss of the Sun

One of my associates had a fine time at the theatre. Tickets, cars, water features, private chef: they will all be mine thanks to this excellent ad on an early right-hand page in Teh West this week. This advice seems … Continue reading

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