Category Archives: worst garden

Lower the Raise

Posted on May 19, 2017 by AHC McDonald

You heard it. Raised Garden beds are played. Pete F saw the first one come out of Cottesloe . It’s ground level with feather footed Chooks if you don’t want to look like a knob. 

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Weeds

Posted on March 2, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Bento urges, nay begs youse pigs to remember that the most important aspect of fake lawn is that you never have to weed it. Please remember this. It might be the most important thing you dogs ever read. Bayswater. 

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War Zone

Posted on February 24, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Pete F. Saw this scene of devastation. Can’t remember where. 

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Lawn Deregistration

Posted on January 2, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Alasdair shared the lawn version of the Protocols of Zion. Can a lawn really be deregistered or is that just an early 20th century Russian hoax? BSWAM might be interested in this.  Maybe some of the desert versions need to … Continue reading →

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Masterpieces of Post Vibrancy

Posted on November 7, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Beautifully captured by Chris D, this High Wycombe installation showcasing both Cotton Palm and Cocos, somehow – deliberately- making them even uglier than before. It’s pure genius on every level. 

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Desert Flower 

Posted on October 18, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Beautiful piece of lawn registration. When you need to make it clear to the neighbors that you haven’t simply dumped garbage on your own verge. Embleton.  

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Still the Wirren

Posted on June 7, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Orbea went back to this site, 5 years after his original post. What a time it was. Legend 101 was right in his baffling identity theft mode then. But how wonderful that something so crappy and so ephemeral is still … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 241 The Kiss of the Sun

Posted on April 24, 2016 by rottobloggo

One of my associates had a fine time at the theatre. Tickets, cars, water features, private chef: they will all be mine thanks to this excellent ad on an early right-hand page in Teh West this week. This advice seems … Continue reading →

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Register or Perish

Posted on March 14, 2016 by AHC McDonald

A mighty lawn registry. By Slanderer. Leederville. As usual the quality of the registration is the inverse square of the reality of the lawn. None shall pass. True story.  

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The Fence of St. Paul

Posted on March 8, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Bunbarian had a road to Damascus moment. He was all set to condemn a half arsed fence, a relentless blue sky and some crappy palms in Bunbury, when he fell to the ground sobbing. He loved it all, and wouldn’t … Continue reading →

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