Vale Cash Twon, Vale Daniel Hatch

Well not vale Daniel Hatch, he’s just left The West and gone to England. Maybe vale if he’d gone back to Albany. He did want to pass on his appreciation that frequent mentions of his name and excellent Google indexing with WordPress ensure that future emloyers googling “Daniel Hatch” or “Daniel Hatch journalist,” are likely to get “Worst Journalist” at the top of the list. He wanted to thank you all for that. Outrage Cohen only gets worst journalist at number 2, and Paul Murrray only gets it at number 6! I’m half tempted to join the media union, just so every time I’m abused here and elsewhere, Outrage will be forced to say, “Valued member…” like he does for all those other crock hacks.

And Ljuke tells me that the brooding, baffling and somewhat sinister Cash Twon on Bourbon Street is closing down, but not without one last assault on basic spelling.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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28 Responses to Vale Cash Twon, Vale Daniel Hatch

  1. David Cohen says:

    For #*@%’s sake.

    Runner-up to a bloke who cried like a baby on reality TV?

    Shoot me now.

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  2. Ljuke says:

    It’s true. They are closing dwon.

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Too bda. Where will I shpo won? I ma os ads.

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  4. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Vale brave little gerbil ,you were too good for the West.

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  5. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Pwanography?

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  6. The Legend 101 says:

    I saw a shop and on the door it said Open 7 days and it was a Sunday and the shop was shut what the hell.

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    • Natalia Fan #1 says:

      With all this talk of new trading hours in WA, and the inconsistency of their application, the current situation is very confusing.

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      • margeryx says:

        I’m starting the 8 to 8 campaign, every shop, every day, open from 8am to 8pm. No excuses.

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      • Bag O'Turnips says:

        Perhaps Cash Twon fucked up by misrepresenting their trading hours, likely being stated as being open between 9PM and 5:30AM Mnoday to Firday.

        Wonder if that sign was a knowing nod to us TWOPpers taking the psis out of them? Most likely not. But has anyone had the cojones to alert them about the mirth that they’ve afforded us in their short life in the world of retail?

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