Well not vale Daniel Hatch, he’s just left The West and gone to England. Maybe vale if he’d gone back to Albany. He did want to pass on his appreciation that frequent mentions of his name and excellent Google indexing with WordPress ensure that future emloyers googling “Daniel Hatch” or “Daniel Hatch journalist,” are likely to get “Worst Journalist” at the top of the list. He wanted to thank you all for that. Outrage Cohen only gets worst journalist at number 2, and Paul Murrray only gets it at number 6! I’m half tempted to join the media union, just so every time I’m abused here and elsewhere, Outrage will be forced to say, “Valued member…” like he does for all those other crock hacks.
And Ljuke tells me that the brooding, baffling and somewhat sinister Cash Twon on Bourbon Street is closing down, but not without one last assault on basic spelling.
The Worst of Perth 
For #*@%’s sake.
Runner-up to a bloke who cried like a baby on reality TV?
Shoot me now.
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Wait, don’t you mean valued member? or has he already cancelled his membership?
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I stood down as president and my last day in the hot seat was Friday, December 10.
I am spending more time with my family.
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does this mean Broadfield is writing his own jokes now?
or has he got another young pup to do the heavy lifting?
when in England, may I recommend that Daniel try for a job on the Stockport Advertiser, which I believe has an advertising to content ratio almost as high as The West, but has more credibility
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No, Adshead is back I think.
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Oh Lord, you’re right
so much for Ashead’s attempts to be a feature writer
he used a bikie story today, so no doubt he’s still hoping for a book deal for his ‘Perth Underbelly’ series
keep plugging, Gaz
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“Perth UnderBelly” or TroyTown.
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shouldn’t that be
Troy + Adele: “Two bellies” ?
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Overbelly.
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Blunderbelly ?
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slumberbelly
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Leadbelly.
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yes.
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Leadbelly FTW !
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FinkterBelly
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Or the Asda Catalogue.
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It’s true. They are closing dwon.
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Trust you to play the clwon Ljuke.
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TWON, TWOP, what’s the difference really?
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Two letters. Just as entertaining, though.
And remember kids, there’s only one letter separating heroes from herpes.
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Too bda. Where will I shpo won? I ma os ads.
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Vale brave little gerbil ,you were too good for the West.
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Pwanography?
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That’s prawnography, NF#1.
Drawnign a crushedasian.
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I saw a shop and on the door it said Open 7 days and it was a Sunday and the shop was shut what the hell.
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With all this talk of new trading hours in WA, and the inconsistency of their application, the current situation is very confusing.
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I’m starting the 8 to 8 campaign, every shop, every day, open from 8am to 8pm. No excuses.
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Perhaps Cash Twon fucked up by misrepresenting their trading hours, likely being stated as being open between 9PM and 5:30AM Mnoday to Firday.
Wonder if that sign was a knowing nod to us TWOPpers taking the psis out of them? Most likely not. But has anyone had the cojones to alert them about the mirth that they’ve afforded us in their short life in the world of retail?
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