Category Archives: worst tree

Cocos Practicus

Cimbali saw the first ever practical use of a Cocos. As a bench in PICA. Or was it art? Like lying on a box of bees? Still unclear. 

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Chained Heat

Bento sees a quarantined caged and enraged Cocos that has all the horror of Manus Island and the thrill of a teenage female prison movie. PMH. 

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When Trees go Bad

This is the world Bayswater tree savers want for you. Be very afraid of the “High Wycombe Solution”. You think trees will be grateful for being saved? Wrong, losers. They immediately start lashing out at homes and childcare centres. Is … Continue reading

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Droop

The most pathetic, and somewhat disturbing palm in Western Australia. But I can’t stop looking. Is it getting hot in here? Rottnest.  

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Too Soon

Why pull down your Christmas tree now? When Xmas is only days away? It’s almost fucking September! You’ve put in the time investment. Weak as piss to pull out now. By Pete F. Claremont. In Cocos.  

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Stained Glass

Wonderful Naval Base work by Reign of Error. (Wasn’t this Pete F’s ground?) The burnt out bar of the Naval Base Hotel with hideous glasswork. You don’t get more TWOP than this. Brutal. Truly brutal. I feel we can put … Continue reading

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Confederacy

Reign of Error sees The Australian flag, the unofficial confederate Beam flag – (Our own official racist confederate flag is of course the Eureka flag) flanked by Cocii rampant! With bonus hubcaps! Magnificent! Dwellingup.

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