Category Archives: worst name

Dry Humour

I thought reviving a little The Worst of Perth content for our brave shutins in these desperate times. Remember when people used to name their boats? Now it’s always just the boring rego number. Why did that cheeky and charming … Continue reading

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Albany understatement. Boat. Nice.  

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Baby Meat

Although there is a font problem, kerning is surprisingly not the issue here. By Cynthia C. Northbridge. 

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Outrage Sunday 245 dream home

So much depends Upon A red balance sheet Glazed with dead Dolphins Beside the white Towers. A lovely stroll. Perth really is taking off! Imagine the vibrancy when the Ritz-Carlton is here! We also had a look at the spot … Continue reading

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Outrage Overseas Mouth

Since we’re on the subject of food and delicious things: Singapore. What do the characters mean, TLA?

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Bento notes that in Collie, where the Australian incest museum is soon to be built as coal tanks, the main local band is called  Sister Doll. Was Sister Spouse taken?  

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16 forslutas in the room next door. IKEA.  

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Four Backwards Steps

Come on Perth, I thought we were Post Vibrant now? We are backsliding back to pre vibrancy. 4 examples. 1: The shitty bronze of Governor Stirling,(recently shamed as some kind of Pedo by Dodgy Perth – the Gov, not the … Continue reading

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Jazz Apples

“Am I the only one that thinks these sound like an amusing nickname for testicles?” our vanilla-plating comrade Bento asks. “As in, ‘Johnson banged one in short, but it kept low and hit Cook right in the jazz apples‘.” Teh … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 112 When Macca Writes Your Love Story

G’day TWOPpers. What the heck-diddly has been going on with Wikipedia? Monday’s feature story was When God Writes Your Love Story, then Friday they had Everything Tastes Better With Bacon. What? Even a copy of Cloudstreet?Just as well I’d made … Continue reading

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