Category Archives: Art Galleries

Private Dancer

The verge art market is red in tooth and claw.

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Palates of Sophistication at The John Curtin Gallery

It didn’t become apparent until art locusts cleared some of the arancini at John Curtin Gallery last week, that the food boards were art palettes. Art palettes for art palates!  If none of the other soaks, tightarses, artists and PIAF … Continue reading

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Total Eden

Your Nutrition and Hydration on the Gallery Scene, brought to you by The Worst of Perth. As probably the highlight of the free food and piss art circuit last year, the opening of Lost Eden Creative in Dwellingup almost set … Continue reading

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Blanc de Blanc de Brut at Art Collective WA

Your Nutrition and Hydration on the Gallery Scene, brought to you by The Worst of Perth. What would a future Semiotic Anthropologist – (should such unfortunate creatures still exist in the self driving hover-Commodore future being forced upon us), make … Continue reading

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The Salient at Stala Contemporary

Your Nutrition and Hydration on the Gallery Scene, brought to you by The Worst of Perth. I knew instantly that I had made a rookie mistake. How could I have been caught on the wrong side of the gallery when … Continue reading

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Wine into Water, Bayswater Art Awards 2019

Bayswater Art Awards have come a long way. Once, some years ago, in a dark day for free-piss art openings, they only had an urn and teabags! With no wine!  Those that were there still bear the scars, but if … Continue reading

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Long Night of The Soaks

Your Nutrition and Hydration on the Perth Gallery Scene brought to you by The Worst of Perth. You have to hand it to John Curtin Gallery for exhibition openings. It’s one of the few top tier catered events left on … Continue reading

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Soft Red, Hard Cheese

Your Nutrition and Hydration on the Perth Gallery Scene. I loved the outright insouciance of the catering at Friday night’s opening at Turner Galleries in Northbridge. Serving a clean-skin red at a commercial gallery opening was a nice, simple statement … Continue reading

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