Category Archives: worst politician

Dead of The Day

Fin de Sicle on the membrane! Exclusive scoop photo from Cimbali of  John “The Dill” Day packing his office into a trailer. I hope he’s got enough post its and aa batteries to last through retirement.  He will be just … Continue reading

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Night of the long teatowels 

7 pm last night, we got an emergency call from Arts Minister John Day (of the dead). He said the swing was on and we were to destroy all arts infrastructure before Labor could get their hands on it. I … Continue reading

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Swipe right (wing) Swipe left (wing)

The tinderisation of the State election. I wonder why they didn’t hit old Perky of The Greens?? Even smartarses think of them as irrelevant? That’s not good news for them. Actually haven’t heard word one from Perky and the Greens. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 278 Jaydyn

After my business at Parliament on Friday night (one of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace) I popped into Hemingway’s Sorrow for a quick one. Heath served me this. WTF? I’m speaking with myself, number … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 250 which way?

On the way to an Uncertain future: I am In my jimmy-jams.   

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McGowan Finished

I’m calling it here. It’s all over for Mark The Slightly Damp Teatowel McGowan. Alannah is coming back to hang him gently on the dish rack. Her lukewarm support for Teh Towel all but confirms it. “Mark McGowan is a … Continue reading

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Brief respite

We have unfortunately reached the maximum amount of picture uploads on this site after 8 plus years. There will be an enforced holiday for a few days while I work it out. I may even have to pay good money … Continue reading

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Vote  1 Shedism?

I’m half inclined to vote this council election, but in my ward, this bloke seems most likely. I’m not voting for the others. If you’ve been in council for 25 years – no. It’s over. But Jonathan Jones is an … Continue reading

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Metropiss. State Election Preview

With only a few days to go to the election,  (sad coverage of the last one here.) will the twin planks of Metronet and Metropiss get the slightly damp teatowel (SDTT) that is Labor’s Mark McGowan over the line? Or … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 153

That fucking rainmaker Bento: just after I checked in at Bobbi’s yesterday, he sends me a pic of a competing outlet. “Barragup is the pole dancing capital of Peel,” the balcony-strutting bozo says. Maaate: is Barragup that new Maylands sub-division? … Continue reading

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