Category Archives: phwoar

Rooting on The Wrackline

Tim Winton will deliver The Perth Festival Writers Week closing address Feb 2022. Images from The Sunday Times. Phwoar! He opened the Sunday Times. And Phwoar! Again! The magazine was chockers with quotes! And photos of him walking on the … Continue reading

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Buttocks Silenced!

The wonderful neon buttocks – an institution for decades on Barrack Street, were silenced yesterday by a fire, possibly caused by two dildos rubbing together. I hope this upskirting icon can still return. Here it is in all its glory … Continue reading

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And there it is

To all my street art friends, or as Wattsie would say, “I wrote for Bob Hope”. There it is. Ten years. Thank you one and all. All the friends met and unmet across four thousand posts and a hundred thousand … Continue reading

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Spermy

Recently uncovered school souvenir of trip to Albany. Whale tooth ripped from a carcass. Nice one. Would a snow globe of Dog Rock have killed them?

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Stealers Weir

Mundaring Weir. Look lock and leave to be sure, but you don’t expect them to fucking steal the word weir! When I was growing up we all used to leave our weir signs unlocked! We were so innocent back then. … Continue reading

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More Press Outrage!

Shouldn’t this read “Written by The Lazy Aussie with two other bastards, one of whom was particularly work shy.”???!!! I’m going to join this Change.org petition to have him sacked. The work shy one. When he should be naming, he’s … Continue reading

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phwoar!

We have written a book! Attempting to get a publisher. AND, we have just passed 5 million views on the blog! https://theworstofperth.com/phwoar/

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