Category Archives: worst people

Outrage Sunday 304 yeah the boys

Who does this remind you of? He might be the dad of this bloke. Or it’s the same bloke, and the strenuous anti-snoring regimen has aged him cruelly. I wonder what the big book is. I was speaking with an … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 291 so huge

“I’m only speeding because I need a poo!” They have a vehicle for everything at RPH. What are you doing to mark the 401st anniversary of the Bard’s demise? Writing a scurrilous ballad about some aspect of WA, I hope. … Continue reading

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Get behind it

I’ve taken to just visiting the vacant site of the soon to be Guildford McDonalds and sighing in anticipation. Guildford knobheads are actually protesting against this, a site which has been waste ground for decades. Are Guildford residents the most up … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 281 dark matter

Gazing into the abyss in Claremont. I’m still not making these up. Oprah has flipped her Klimt. I loathe those Shenton Park days. Always full of Klimt-flipping women staring out of windows, whining about bees going to Moscow.

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Outrage Sunday 273 top twenty World Lies

That manual-bopping Bento paused opposite Bayswater train station. “How have I never noticed this before? So shit, we even get a poor imitation of Cartridge World.” Suck it up. I often fondly recall a big-city planner telling a crowd of … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 272 them

I’m only an ordinary man, so I didn’t understand this, around the corner from the Perth Magistrates Court (and opposite the vanished FESA building). Whatever it was, it stank! Like you-know-what! The world’s going bananas, if you ask me. Thank … Continue reading

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The Facelift and the Shitfaced

Odd how Perth’s glorious post vibrantic future is looking so, well shithouse. Imagine Sam Newman only doing one show! Surely he could jag a two show residency at The Charles?  And queues for Barnsey to sign his book?  I picked … Continue reading

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