Category Archives: worst people

Outrage Sunday 291 so huge

“I’m only speeding because I need a poo!” They have a vehicle for everything at RPH. What are you doing to mark the 401st anniversary of the Bard’s demise? Writing a scurrilous ballad about some aspect of WA, I hope. … Continue reading

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Get behind it

I’ve taken to just visiting the vacant site of the soon to be Guildford McDonalds and sighing in anticipation. Guildford knobheads are actually protesting against this, a site which has been waste ground for decades. Are Guildford residents the most up … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 281 dark matter

Gazing into the abyss in Claremont. I’m still not making these up. Oprah has flipped her Klimt. I loathe those Shenton Park days. Always full of Klimt-flipping women staring out of windows, whining about bees going to Moscow.

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Outrage Sunday 273 top twenty World Lies

That manual-bopping Bento paused opposite Bayswater train station. “How have I never noticed this before? So shit, we even get a poor imitation of Cartridge World.” Suck it up. I often fondly recall a big-city planner telling a crowd of … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 272 them

I’m only an ordinary man, so I didn’t understand this, around the corner from the Perth Magistrates Court (and opposite the vanished FESA building). Whatever it was, it stank! Like you-know-what! The world’s going bananas, if you ask me. Thank … Continue reading

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The Facelift and the Shitfaced

Odd how Perth’s glorious post vibrantic future is looking so, well shithouse. Imagine Sam Newman only doing one show! Surely he could jag a two show residency at The Charles?  And queues for Barnsey to sign his book?  I picked … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 250 which way?

On the way to an Uncertain future: I am In my jimmy-jams.   

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