Author Archives: The Lazy Aussie

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.

Well deserved 24/7

Still hard to stop laughing about Guildford. They protested against apartments next door to the oddly disappointing Guildford Hotel , so now they are getting a 24 hours McDonalds! Priceless. Will the rub and tug have to go 24 hours … Continue reading

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Dead of The Day

Fin de Sicle on the membrane! Exclusive scoop photo from Cimbali of  John “The Dill” Day packing his office into a trailer. I hope he’s got enough post its and aa batteries to last through retirement.  He will be just … Continue reading

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Stealers Weir

Mundaring Weir. Look lock and leave to be sure, but you don’t expect them to fucking steal the word weir! When I was growing up we all used to leave our weir signs unlocked! We were so innocent back then. … Continue reading

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Space Vixens

I looked,but I couldn’t find vixen one.if they had been space activation vixens however…Subiaco. 

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Fresh Air Zone 

Blowin documents the fresh air zone behind Gino’s in Fremantle. Stress at the closing of yet another ugg boot shop, or a celebratory ciggie on the welcome departure of the traitorous Cock-Burn Thunder? They hilariously left hapless Freo with a … Continue reading

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Express Post

I hope Bag O’Turnips can identify the horsepower of this letterbox. Embleton. 

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Darling Range Hotel

I went and took a look at this extraordinary building, one of the few – perhaps only building to be knocked back for redevelopment by whatever SAP DAP or back sack and crack was in the saddle. That the one … Continue reading

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