Author Archives: The Lazy Aussie

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.

Wine into Water, Bayswater Art Awards 2019

Bayswater Art Awards have come a long way. Once, some years ago, in a dark day for free-piss art openings, they only had an urn and teabags! With no wine!  Those that were there still bear the scars, but if … Continue reading

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Long Night of The Soaks

Your Nutrition and Hydration on the Perth Gallery Scene brought to you by The Worst of Perth. You have to hand it to John Curtin Gallery for exhibition openings. It’s one of the few top tier catered events left on … Continue reading

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Soft Red, Hard Cheese

Your Nutrition and Hydration on the Perth Gallery Scene. I loved the outright insouciance of the catering at Friday night’s opening at Turner Galleries in Northbridge. Serving a clean-skin red at a commercial gallery opening was a nice, simple statement … Continue reading

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What is wrong with youse pigs?

Thousands a week of you are still viewing a closed website.What is wrong with you? 112,000 views last year! On a closed and unresponsive blog? Granted 85,000 of those views were from the evermore plaintive dogging community but even so, … Continue reading

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And there it is

To all my street art friends, or as Wattsie would say, “I wrote for Bob Hope”. There it is. Ten years. Thank you one and all. All the friends met and unmet across four thousand posts and a hundred thousand … Continue reading

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Penultimate

One more day after this and I find it hard to think what to put up. There are still dozens of tier two C&Bs and the like in the queue, and thousands, possibly ten thousand unused photographs. Don’t worry, some … Continue reading

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Goodbye C&B 

Reign of Error salutes the end of the blog (Wednesday is the last day) with a C&B in progress in the goldfields in 2005. Thanks for all your submissions. 

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