Author Archives: The Lazy Aussie

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.

War Zone

Pete F. Saw this scene of devastation. Can’t remember where. 

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John Day Must Go!

Can Kalamunda please get rid of the tired old bumbler John Day at this election? On a state level, he’s been such a dill in the Arts (does he even know what an arts is?) And he’s certainly been “no … Continue reading

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Le Boozie, or Die Boozie?

Not sure why soap from a Swiss hotel was recently found in an eastern suburbs shed. The Swiss have specific soap just for boozies? Do you soap them in Italian or French? Not in German one presumes. Ouchy!

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Yearning to be yarn bombed

This is the sculptural identity of the pro sink Bayswater station group. I believe it is a group designed to stop any progress in Bayswater by concentrating on something that is not likely and running with that. If you shoot … Continue reading

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I brake for Jesus

Some cautionary perhaps contradictory Jesusing as seen by Pete F.

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Howard’s Ends End

The fatback’s long gone, but you just want to hold on to those Midsomer VHS tapes a little longer. Pete F trawling the trash of…who knows where. Assumedly the western suburbs. With a classic Carnarvon banana box. 

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The Dream Relentless 

Rob C saw the face of Perth – right down to the fully paved garden, and was left a shaken broken man. A Carine stronghold. Cocii, Sky, paving…

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