Author Archives: The Lazy Aussie

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.

Baby Meat

Although there is a font problem, kerning is surprisingly not the issue here. By Cynthia C. Northbridge. 

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Outdoor Backside Vibrancy

Who would have thought that Armale would have outdoor art bidets before Highgate! Astounding. Of course the nozzle was clogged so didn’t get a proper go.  

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Shit Ute

NF#1 saw a “country certified” “shit ute” in Baysie. Is that a “Mark of The Knobhead” “Such is Life”? The “IS” seems to have an extra syllable. There’s the inevitable Ned Kelly on the rear, which I’m not going to … Continue reading

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B Cup

More baffling wheatbelt boozie. Quairiding.  

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Double Boozies

Nice tractor tracks menacing a baffling double boozie tableau at Shackleton in the wheatbelt.  

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It’s a New Dawn

Mt Lawley. Go tell it on the mountain.  

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You might have to be more specific. There’s a lot of that element in 6110. Gosnells, obviously.  

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