Author Archives: The Lazy Aussie

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.

Cider House Rules

James N. describes a mannequin house. A mannequin house people. If we’re going into ten years, it might as well be with a mannequin house. Location not described. 

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More Fashion deaths. 

Remember this ad the other day that provoked so much (ie little) controversy? Ljuke saw another version where the all powerful (but unaccountably all losers) men’s contrafraternity call into question the doors of perception itself on the same ad. Original … Continue reading

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Early Opening

Ljuke shares the sight of this pair trying to get into the (played) Guildford Hotel at 10am. Surely they could find a $20 toasted sandwich and Foxtel somewhere nearby? Outrage’s place perhaps? Now that the novelty has worn off, is … Continue reading

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Spin Cycle

Very amusing art comment seen in Bayswater. Now this is street art. I would suspect Bento, but maybe not. It’s not Stormie Mills, that’s for sure. A rare not worst on a wall. Drip is not on there. Yikes! Burrrn.  … Continue reading

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Tinned Heat

MOJITO IN A CAN!!!! This outrage is from Japan. Where do you even put your muddler????? And it’s fucking Bacardi. Would Mt Gay conflict with Mt Fuji Japan? Well would it? 

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Baking it

The gents in Bakers Hill. Possibly disturbing. Unless it’s a quote. From someone from Katanning. By Chris D.  

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Cover your cleansed doodle

Telstra building Stirlng Street Highgate. By MM. MM I know you have a bong de plume but I forgot it.  

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