Author Archives: The Lazy Aussie

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.

Pert City Summit

I attended The Perth City Summit, held at 8:30 am on Saturday, (presumably in order to avoid serving free piss). Fare was scones and mini croissants. Not a mini quiche to be seen! Teh second string Verity James was in … Continue reading

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The Damage Done

I’m glad to be getting out of the scene, because this is what we have become.  Vegemite on $9 artis-anal black bread. No satire can deal with it at the moment. I’m leaving it to the Stormie Mills and the … Continue reading

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Cutting your Grass

By Casual Observer. Subiaco. It’s kind of calming. I will miss the registered lawns. I note also that The Vic Hotel in Subi is likely closing. Which will add yet another closed business node to the hub. Soon the closed businesses … Continue reading

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Your Worst Night Mayor

Why the hell am I not night Mayor? What is a night Mayor?  Is it a hereditary position?  My platform is to raise parking rates and make urinating in alleys legal. To end the tyranny of little creatures at the … Continue reading

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Bareness

This better be a nudism shop, or I’m going to have to take issue with this bare. Since it’s Fremantle, the changes underway will be closing down and shifting to Maylands. By Pete F.

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Stutter Rapt

Evidence of personal rapture. Is that to be the theme of the last days of TWOP? That we went out not with a bang but a sucking? Sadly seems so. Pete F. In Cottesloe.

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