Dave P saw a meta-cock in Bunnings O’connor and an angry Jesus(?) bog roll holder.
Several people sent me this. The first was The Colour H. Could have something to do with the “Climate Naturopath” Lord Monkfish being around, I don’t know.
Bento chortles that the driver doesn’t know what downlow really means. Actually, neither do I. Highgate. Maybe Highgate means something rude too? I mean, High Gate eh?
And Cimbali saw that Victoria Park should expect miracles on Bourbon Street. Maybe Cash Twon can be raised from the dead? 
Worst well.
The Worst of Perth 
I forget which post caused the formation of this but thanks any way Skink & TL101
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Nice shirt Pete. But any person who states that they are not ranting is probably ranting…
Babushka Cock FTW.
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Matryoshka? or Christian Brother?
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What post is it Pete, sorry if it caused any trouble and also Who is Skink?
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you really do have problems paying attention, don’t you?
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No i dont, But know i know who you are i didnt read your username before.
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Incockcion?
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Angry Jesus ? What part of Do not feed the trolls don’t you understand ? It’s clearly TL101.
I quite like Gina’s defecating Tonka toy. And on a vaguely vehicular related note, if it ever all gets too much, you might consider snacking here, adjacent to the parking lot of a driving school.
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I think you and Bento and Orbea and the only trolls here, So Angry Jesus to u 2Mate
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made a ‘worst’ submission yet? punk
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everyone of his comment/replies ?
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Shut up Orbea and Get Lost you deserve to be BANNED!.
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What the hell is going on with that Lords eyes?
Fantastic array of worsts TLA. Any video footage gleaned from inside the healing malarkey would be gold.
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Literally a swivel-eyed loon.
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I wonder if you whacked him hard enough on the back of his head they might just pop out? Seriously though, there must be a name for that kind of ocular disfigurement?
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I just googled (see what I did there) and turns out there is a medical explanation. It’s called Graves disease, and is quite interesting as far as disorders go. So sorry Lord Loon, I take back my eye jibes.
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Why would we need a video of that?
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thought for a moment you meant lord monkfish.
or lord goggly eyes as he is known here.
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That building on the corner of Fitzgerald and Newcastle is a worst in its own right – abysmal.
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and in Northbridge, not Highgate.
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I would’ve said East Perth…
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I thought it was Stirling Street. No?
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Corner of Lord & Parry St I think
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Definitely Fitzgerald and Newcastle. I thought Northbridge too, but I could be wrong.
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Def Newcastle St. Is written on the building
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It’s kitty corner at the lights as you come off the GFF heading westish onto Newcastle St. It’s bluish, and there’s this horrible white pipe cladding diagonal grid stuff on it for decoration. Just horrible
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Although come to think of it I may be describing a completely different (yet still awful) building altogether.
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No I think you’ve captured it well.
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Yes, different building. Other end of the GFF. a pair of hideous bookends.
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I think it’s a different building you’re thinking of JaneZ. This one has some kind of dental clinic in the bottom floor, with mispellings of smile all over the place: “Smiile”. I think that’s the phone number. 1800 SMIILE. There’s undercover parking for the residents too. The sliding garage door/gate is clad in dark wood that looks more appropriate for garden furniture.
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The thing I hate most about the building, I think, is that the wooden slats don’t appear to be parallel.
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Yep, I definitely had it mixed up with a different, yet still super-shitty, Newcastle St building.
Off topic entirely but was wondering today – do any of those big plastic Peters ice cream cone shaped signs that used to top the awning of every single corner deli still exist anywhere?
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For vast amounts at collectible shops. There’s a not for sale one at Busso antique shop.
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None in their natural habitat then?
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Highly unlikely. Metrosexuals would be knocking them off.
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A tad pricey. Alternatively, this photo was taken on April 26, 2011. Just sayin’.
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Last I visited my home town in Victoria, there was still one of the Peter’s cones still at the local shop. I don’t know if it’s gone now though. That was two years ago now.
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yes, i know the one you mean, it’s not this one.
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Corner Newcastle and Fitzgerald. I think it’s Perth.
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Ah you’re right. It even says newcastle st on it. I was getting it mixed up with the building Janez is talking about which is equally horrible. THe Subaru impreza I LIKE.
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I’m waiting, in vain likely, for the day when an Impreza WRX driver will instead of making their car even more obnoxiously blingy with pretensions of high performance (neat straight out of the box is how I like ’em personally), would take off any standard accoutrements that indicate its muscularity, such as the low-profile rubber, big exhaust and aero kit, and bland it up, with maybe a white or beige paintjob, steel wheels with plastic wheel covers, a modest and quiet tailpipe and remove the WRX badges, to form the ultimate Q-car outside of a grandfatherly Toyota Cressida with a Supra drivetrain (easily fitted, as they are very closely related). Oh, and regular issue plates too.
Now that would be a rebellious (under)statement.
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I’m sure the Subaru driver was just thinking of his lowered car when he picked the plate. Not the gay connotations. Or maybe he really does like keeping it on the downlow and he’s proud of it.
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