Weekend Worstoff 124

When MRS. Bento sends in two photos of flavoured knobs, you better take notice. She seems to have overcome her eye rolling at Bento’s worsting activities and waded in herself. Bravo if not kudos.

Mr Bento weighs in with this from Mullaloo. His comment “A letterbox with a finial.  Cunts.” Cunts Indeed. Might also be the first Mullalloo worst. Not sure. I was reminded that we have never had a worst from Kelmscott. Extraordinary.Outrage found this extra, extra large poignant comment on the hung parliament in Shenton Park. They’re so subtle – and fat, out West.WAtching had sent me shots of the horse protest outside Mondo Butchers, but Inside Cover did a version before I could put them up. Worst well

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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30 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 124

  1. Bento says:

    Ham & chicken probably preferable to traditional cheese flavoured knob, I guess.

    That letterbox appears to be discharging its stormwater onto the neighbour’s property. If I was the neighbour, I’d be telling the cunts to put on some guttering to go with their finial and gable end. Cunts.

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  2. David Cohen says:

    A knob on a tree! Maginificent.

    I am still looking forward to Mrs Bento’s flaps.

    I was moved to tears myself by the weeping hanger…the humanity.

    But then I am a sensitive soul.

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  3. Snuff says:

    Now what ? Someone has a problem with 馬刺し ?

    I’m too hungover and haven’t yet had enough Lavazza, so DFOC will have to supply the haiku … something about being hung like a horse flavoured knob, in Mullaloo.

    p.s. That last photo seems ripe for disturbing captioning, TLA. Come and meet the reason for your hair, perhaps ?

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  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    The tree knob seems to have a touch of Wagyl about it. What’s the Wagyl been up to lately? Haven’t heard too much about it since Multiplex got taken over and seems to have given up trying to root the Perth landscape one development at a time.

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  5. WAtching says:

    Inside Cover?

    Cunts Indeed.

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  6. Bag O'Turnips says:

    No WAtching, fucking cunts, more like.

    Broadarse having his own Page 2 guttersnipe column, sharing the same paper as that Allen Park habitué, Paul Nurry, is grounds enough to be officially declared a cunt.

    However, when the other string to your bow is to lazily bleat about other people’s cooking, and submitting your arrogant written experiences of being an amateur gourmand, then you truly know that you’ve reached the apogee of fucking cuntdom.

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  7. vegan says:

    get some horse on your fork.

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  8. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    May I say that this has been a great week of Worsts, this weekend’s Worstoff included. Just gonna go suck my own flavoured knob now.

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  9. vegan says:

    drinkies? excellent.

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    • Snuff says:

      Popsicles ?

      Terrible gags, (apart from the quick one where he lets us know what he thought of Jerry Lewis, who’d just had his TV show axed), but that wicked smile, perfect timing, body language, and a voice of honey.

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  10. The Lengend 101 says:

    Is that a real ham and OMG you got it at coles right?.

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