Category Archives: worst politician

Your Worst Night Mayor

Why the hell am I not night Mayor? What is a night Mayor?  Is it a hereditary position?  My platform is to raise parking rates and make urinating in alleys legal. To end the tyranny of little creatures at the … Continue reading

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Batch Snatch

Is it time to sack Bayswater Council? These bumblers want to be entrusted with sinking a railway? I wouldn’t think them competent to sink a ratepayer funded tinnie at a sausage sizzle. Against ALL advice, even from their own staff, … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 291 so huge

“I’m only speeding because I need a poo!” They have a vehicle for everything at RPH. What are you doing to mark the 401st anniversary of the Bard’s demise? Writing a scurrilous ballad about some aspect of WA, I hope. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 285 the big ball of blame

On the ABC last night the Big Ball of Blame was discussed. I would like to throw the Big Ball to/at TWOP, who yet again sat on his hands and didn’t try to get going in the Legislative Council. It’s … Continue reading

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Last Day of the Dill?

Spent what I hope was the last Day dominated day in Kalamunda. Fucking Jonn Howard was wheeled up there, so he must be in trouble. Clown is a little bit animated for Donkey Day no?  Unless he was asleep at … Continue reading

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John Day Must Go!

Can Kalamunda please get rid of the tired old bumbler John Day at this election? On a state level, he’s been such a dill in the Arts (does he even know what an arts is?) And he’s certainly been “no … Continue reading

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Teatowel McGowan off the radar

Having the car washed this morning, and read a copy of the West for free. Haven’t really looked at it for a while. How embarrassingly insubstantial it has become. But, more importantly, only days away from the state election how … Continue reading

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Shark Victim

I was IN THE WATER when the shark alarm went off at Cottesloe yesterday. You never think it’s going to happen to you, but when it does, COOL!  I’ve always wanted to do it.  Meanwhile, another victim. Mark The Slightly … Continue reading

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No bus

Now that the election is over, #NF1 wants to make sure you understand that Bill has no bus for you. No bus to Parkville. No Deli. You understand what I’m saying right? Bill has no bus for you. Ever. EVER.

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Erasing Memory

Ahem, Lisa Scaffidi, She-Ra Princess of Power, long may you reign etc…What has happened to the plaque announcing the opening of the Cultural Centre by Brian Burke? Clearly seen here seven or eight years ago? If it is being “culturally … Continue reading

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