Weekend Worstoff 162

As the bong inspectors saddle up and start closing in, there’s panic selling on the streets. Seen by Nataliafan#1 Morley Markets.

And Pete F sent some Cairns shots. “kangaroo lined sideboard. awesome.
Kangaroo skin cut & coloured to be gun & soldiers uniform on the wall behind.
& illustrated erotique chinious (french text).
Bonus tail light man to give the elderly something to puzzle over.”
Yes the kangaroo fur lined sideboard is magnificent.And Bento sees that cock graffiti needs to go bigger, have explanatory arrows and captions, AND be near a Cocos to make the grade these days. On the Barrio.Worst well.

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39 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 162

  1. rottobloggo says:

    Lordy: it’s spurting blood! Frightening. And am I the only one thinking hub has moved into the Top Ten words beloved by politicians, bureaucrats, and planners?


  2. WAtching says:

    Some very nice worsting here. Tail light man = awesome. However, I’m a liitle disappointed that they didn’t fashion a nice little soldiers hat from a kangaroo scrotum.


  3. NF#1 says:

    I bought a glass one in the shape of Che Guevera, if anyone’s interested.


  4. Tullio says:

    The cock’n’balls is pretty good but there is some work to do catch up with our cousins across the dutch.


  5. langhorne says:

    The item which is worst in that Cairns shop is the Beatles poster.


  6. The Legend 101 says:

    What is the point in Morley Markets when youve already got Galleria?


  7. Frank Calabrese says:

    A Truly Noty Worst, but RIP Reg Whiteman – the original and BEST Fat Cat.


    Vic Demised, who spent some time with Obese Feline will be particularly upset at this news.


  8. Bag O'Turnips says:

    That (as of midnight) no-longer bong shop can no longer facilitate self-help for those so troubled.

    At least now they can walk a few steps due East and visit Comic Sans Counselling instead.

    (On a serious note, Barnett Rubble and Bobby Johnson: you, sirs, are both fuckwits extraordinaire. I hope the Hillarys Division of The Mullers and Packers Union helps turf your sorry arse out, Minister for the Police State. Get Fucked, you muppets.)


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