Category Archives: Worst suburb

Manrap

Mandurah, by Alasdair.

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Cruising to Boganity

Was sent Bunbury’s revitalisation plan recently. One of the weaknesses of the place identified was that the residents are perceived to be bogans. Surely the real River Rooster in the room is that people have perceptions of it being Bunbury? … Continue reading

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Batch Snatch

Is it time to sack Bayswater Council? These bumblers want to be entrusted with sinking a railway? I wouldn’t think them competent to sink a ratepayer funded tinnie at a sausage sizzle. Against ALL advice, even from their own staff, … Continue reading

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Links Course

Aladair shows golf as it should be played, a la Mandurah. What am I looking at here? Is this a links course? And would a Hahns have killed them?

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Outrage Sunday 301 community vibe

There was an emergency Security Council TWOP meeting this week, in which the smelling salts were passed around, to discuss the news Kalamunda was transmogrifying into a city. “What if this had happened after the self-immolation of TWOP?” Bento asked … Continue reading

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Blank Cartridge

If your commercial centre is given its death notice when Cartridge World moves in, what does it mean when Cartridge World closes?  Could even a Rub ‘n Tug survive in Kalamunda”s bleak “For Lease” tundra? If you have to drive … Continue reading

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Upcycle 

I wanted to get this lovely Kalamunda piece of ugliness earlier, but it would be harder to show that the building is essentially derelict right in the town center. No doubt not helped by proximity to tired ole John Day’s … Continue reading

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St James

The brutality. The Cocos. Teh James. 

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A kind of brutal shabbiness

Dropped in on Scarborough to check on its interminable beach upgrade. I’m glad they have managed to keep the coherent brutal shabbiness that the local Scabwegians and visitors love so much. Even while “upgrading”. I hope this doesn’t push up the … Continue reading

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Beware. Gum Nuts. 

This was so endearingly Perth that I almost cried. Actually I did cry, having trodden on a gumnut. This is outside the CWA shop in Kalamunda. So many, many gumnut deaths.

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