Category Archives: Worst suburb

Turn down the vibrancy

Subiaco is making sure that it is as boring as possible by using the (played) medium of wall murals to campaign against sound vibrancy itself. Keep the music down people! We don’t want them to have a good time in … Continue reading

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Like kicking a sick dog

Oh Subi, sometimes I weep before, during and after bullying you. Like kicking out the crotch of a crippled child. I know what I said. GOOD DAY! So sad and so pathetic. Just look away.  

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So played it isn’t 

Your bike is a time machine in Leedy Tafe. It was suggested to me that Leederville is so tired and “over” that it’s actually back and unplayed to the max. And then you see this wall mural. Everything, EVERYTHING that’s … Continue reading

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Losers Wanted. Kalamunda town planning hiring. 

Orbea sends this chuckle worthy ad for Kalamunda trainee town planners. The ad should have its own laugh track. Essential -Must be able to approve an Aldi in literally any location, even if they haven’t even applied. -Be open to … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 245 dream home

So much depends Upon A red balance sheet Glazed with dead Dolphins Beside the white Towers. A lovely stroll. Perth really is taking off! Imagine the vibrancy when the Ritz-Carlton is here! We also had a look at the spot … Continue reading

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Show us your bins

Leave your bins out? Apparently Bayswater has been protesting every week for the last decade. Come on Alfred Cove! Let’s get this 4 storey development built! Let’s put our bins out and make sure DAPS won’t force us to have … Continue reading

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Oh Mundaring

Mundaring, that little village where a crusty but crusty old artisan would hand forge you a new tape roller transport for your Betamax. Or a trolley for your bus stop or registered verge. You can even imagine BSWAM tooling around … Continue reading

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