Weekend Worstoff 165

Live Poets and Cosplay. We’re taking it up a notch! By Meccano, Melbourne. AndNatalia Fan#1 was sent pics of toilet doors in The (Teh) Hague. Perhaps Slobodan himself used one of them. If you still haven’t had your fill of dumbarse numberplates since we have kinda left them behind, then there’s a tumblr of them here.

Hell by Joel T, Walter Rd Beford.And Stu shows how not to mix perspex and metal on The Barrio, North Perth.And Bento has several issues with ASK on Teh Arrondissement, including but not limited to…
* Hairdresser using hilarious play on ‘shear’
* The risible bogan ‘K’ for ‘klass’
* The tortured tautology of ‘absolute’ and ‘shear’, simply in order to create a lame acronym
* Amateur signwriting
* Arrondissement location
* xxxxxx xx xxxxx next door.

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40 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 165

  1. sharon says:

    Real shame about the beautiful old home being bastardised like that. The heritage police would go perspex on your arse if you tried that in Freo.

    As for hair salon….I reckon someones feelings are about to be terribly hurt by this. My guess is the creator thought it a stroke of brilliance. A cutting edge name. And will accuse us of splitting hairs.

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  2. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    For all those people who wish Perth was more like Melbourne – be careful what you wish for. A timely warning Meccano.

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  3. sharon says:

    Breaking news. Tim Winton just seen buying fish at SeaLanes…wearing shoes.

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  4. rottobloggo says:

    The servo pic is superb: I’m waiting for John Rambo to shoot it up.

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  5. ronggly says:

    Those homunculi on the toilet doors, they appear to be signing “I Love You” , and is that a bullethole or a peephole in the middle of the C of DICKS ?

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  6. Grrr says:

    What’s the deal with the pixels and the X-ing for ASK?

    Oh, mea culpa. I was in town this week as the $1 million cactus was being installed, but once again I was without a camera. It’s probably too obvious a worst anyway. Although, part of me wonders: what if we left well enough alone. What if the Perth Train Station still had its monument in limestone to usher visiting dignitaries into the city’s vibrant heart? Would Perth have needed to fine something worse for CHOGM? I suspect yes, but maybe not. Maybe the answer is at the bottom of this bottle of Howling Wolf? Maybe.

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  7. NF#1 says:

    Have spent many hours perusing the shelves of that terrific Melbourne bookshop – specializes in poetry, good fiction and philosophy sections, can’t even remember what it’s called right now. It’s in the immediate vicinity of some kool clothing shops, which may explain the cosplay material, not that that’s any excuse. And speaking of both shittily monikered Perth hair salons and philosophy, would someone please stop and get some shots of the surely Worst-worthy Philosophy of Hair and Beauty on Stirling Hwy, Cottesloe – I’m always running late for something when traversing that particular stretch.

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