Cash Twon

Michael snapped a remarkable shopfront in East Victoria Park. Could someone really have painted TWON instead of town? If so, then hats off to them. We sale household goods is just the icing on the cake. Michael believes this might have been rapidly turned into a vanished worst. Is it still extant? Perfect.

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83 Responses to Cash Twon

  1. monkeypants says:


    1. Someone who breaks things alot or who is clumsy
    2. Someone that gets hurt alot
    3. A 1.0 gram baggy of marijuana which costs 20 dollars.
    “Yo man I just picked up an ill twon.”


  2. Bento says:

    Reminds me of this.


  3. David Cohen says:

    Won’t you take me to Funky Twon?


  4. JaneZ says:

    It was spectacular but I can confirm that it is gone – it can’t have been up for more than a fortnight. Replaced with a professional sign with proper spelling and all the week before last.


  5. Natlalia Fan #1 says:

    I could have seen this excellently grainy photo severed from any context and still guessed it hard something to do with Vic Park area.


  6. Ljuke says:

    This is what makes Vic Park great. That little touch of Brunswickian dodgyness.


  7. Natlalia Fan #1 says:

    Eerie wind whistles
    Between the posts, perhaps the
    Pundits “got a life”


  8. Pfortner says:

    Natlalia: the condition of staring at someone’s tits until it doesn’t matter what they’re actually saying


  9. Pfortner says:

    Yea dwag, actually
    Penguin Classics just released
    A book of Howard (AINT GOT SHIZZAT ON DEL REY BUT)


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  14. Captain says:

    Closing down on February 15.


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  16. Bag O'Turnips says:

    Just been to the store that replaced Cash Twon yesterday to buy a gift for someone…a definite gourmet’s delight, selling all manner of provendore foodie’s delights, including, yes, quince paste (after all, it is a foodie hangout, and yes, I do like quince paste, quince jelly and baked quince, but that speaks more about my wankerism coupled to a love of pome fruits rather than being a reflection on the store. But at least you won’t see bogans hang ’round here). But do not let that take anything away from this place. I did ask the proprietor whether they were aware of the backstory to this shop, of which they were (which elicited a rather sarcastic giggle from them), but they didn’t know about the hastily and erroneously daubed signwriting that featured when Cash Twon opened its doors for trade, to which I’ve directed them to look for it right here on TWOP.

    But it’s a neat little store free of the previous occupant’s decidedly Bourbon Street feel, so a clear Not Worst.


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