Category Archives: worst toilet

Outrage Sunday 293 DTRH

The trip back from Denmark was crazy! I was able to exercise my toilet talents at Kojonup and Williams. After such rural rigours it was good to be back in the fleshpots. Behold: Subiaco’s newest parklet! Does this qualify as … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 281 dark matter

Gazing into the abyss in Claremont. I’m still not making these up. Oprah has flipped her Klimt. I loathe those Shenton Park days. Always full of Klimt-flipping women staring out of windows, whining about bees going to Moscow.

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Outrage Sunday 265 fack you

What do you need when you’re living in an “excitement pocket” in Subi (apart from a levitating pool girl?? Your in-house gardener, never without a glass of upside-down cab sav. At least there are no bulging foreheads. Ah, Subi. The … Continue reading

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Wipe on wipe off

This is more like wipe it on the curtains sex appeal. Civic Hotel. Oh, and Civic, kudos to your ever reeking dunny. That you manage this with auto flush urinal is amazing. By the way, on the subject of wiping, … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 256 The Road Home

One of my Bassendean associates, Mad Maddo, sent this frightening pic. She had her drone up, looking for illegal lime trees. She found a dinosaur that shat itself to death. Big poos, big story: I’m surprised it hasn’t been on … Continue reading

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Grab ya Jonathans

Like, mate, wow! TLA asked me to step in for today. I was going to post some public art, or another recently deceased person, or a verge mattress. But Bento sent this from Donnybrook (“obviously”). Phwooaaar! Maybe Shazza will show … Continue reading

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gentlemen please

There’s much to admire in this Crawley toilet scene. Politeness, and a please and a thank you never go astray. But of course the pernickety looser in me wondered why we have to flush while in mid-stream. And lamination never … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 232 mummy doin’ tricks

Friday was busy. After time in the Perth Magistrates Court – aka The Drama Palace – I paused to see if these paramedics needed help. They said they were fine, and cops were on the way. “You may feel like … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 231 in the bowl

Krazy Kym encountered this in Midland. “Why have we not seen this before?” she asked. A desultory shuffle through the archives found this, which is just as excellent. My associate, Mr Brick, saw this in Cottesloe. “Lamination fail,” he said. … Continue reading

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Atlantic Wall

You know, this wouldn’t really stop me. PCEC suggests a sternly laminated sign, possibly two would need to be deployed to turn back the more determined excretors.  

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