Category Archives: worst christmas

10 Christmases Down

Posted on December 25, 2016 by

Can it really be ten worst Christmases?  The Poor Lisas and Bag O’Turnips and many others seem to have been and gone too quickly. Come back. To the many overseas worst providers, may your autofocus never be distracted by an … Continue reading →

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Stay the Course!

Posted on April 29, 2016 by

Pete F shares this pissweak tableau. Now is not the time to take down the xmas decos! Stay strong! You’ve made it almost to May. Christmas in July is only a few weeks away. Then it’s a downhill run to … Continue reading →

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The Tour

Posted on January 12, 2016 by

Drunken January Santa pedalling towards the Nightosphere. My Hawthorn. Orbea.  

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On the stump for Xmas

Posted on December 24, 2015 by

Merry Xmas for another year. Is it really the ninth? This time courtesy of Leon N, Parkwood. Those relentless blue skies eh?

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Outrage Sunday 228 ho ho ho

Posted on December 20, 2015 by

Apologies for any inconvenence for today’s late OS. The Flangemaster kept bugging me to give him a foot massage last night. Now THAT is Hideous Kinky. He was also rude about Cottesloe’s recently-approved parklet. This is in Guikdford’s Station Street. … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 226 bring me the head of Ingvar Kamprad

Posted on December 6, 2015 by

That ribbon-muter Bento has been to the big blue building again. Has this cropped up in the Perth shop? Perhaps we’re not fussed? At least Ingvar doesn’t have shrunken Santa heads on his shelves. Gotta run! I’m off to read … Continue reading →

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I pity the Yule

Posted on November 29, 2015 by

BAUBLES OF DEATH. I’m sure this health and safety madness started in the UK. Santa can’t come down your chimney: too dangerous. Reindeers are out: can’t have slip hazard shit on roofs. The fat man’s little helpers are swaddled in … Continue reading →

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Another loss of nerve

Posted on September 10, 2015 by

Reign of Error documents another untriumph of the will. A Willagee resident (Carps?) pulling out nine months, NINE MONTHS mind you, into a a year long “leave the christmas tree up” jag. The work is done. The missus has ceased … Continue reading →

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Too Soon

Posted on August 28, 2015 by

Why pull down your Christmas tree now? When Xmas is only days away? It’s almost fucking September! You’ve put in the time investment. Weak as piss to pull out now. By Pete F. Claremont. In Cocos.  

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Pig shooting Xmas

Posted on December 25, 2014 by

Merry Albany pig shooting from Dave P.

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