Human Ordure

Auteur Asbjorn.  Asbjorn says… “Snapped this one on my mobile a while ago at a carpark outside Bott’s Chemist in Bentley… you know, the area of Bourbon Street that goes from the tasteful McDonalds of St James to the wasteland-in-a-city.
The car had been broken into, the CD slip rifled through, and a CD discarded which was Human Nature.”
Yeah, It happens, dude, it happens.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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22 Responses to Human Ordure

  1. rottobloggo says:

    Is the twist of paper HN-connected?

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  2. orbea says:

    I see that wanker Michael Hutchence never goes out of style

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  3. NF#1 says:

    Thought I’d try my hand at a boy-band lyric:

    Faster than a stolen car
    You stole my heart
    Rifled through my dashboard
    Found what you want
    We touched ignition wires
    The very first spark
    But we were driving into the dark

    You know I loved you
    So hard and so long
    But now it is over
    Like the end of a song
    You tossed me aside
    Like a silver disc
    It’s as though we never kissed

    Taking roundabouts (oh yeah)
    At a hundred and ten
    Crash into the nearest house
    And do it again
    The Gosnells police
    Will never have rest
    We’ll make the front page of the West

    You know I loved you
    So hard and so long
    But now it is over
    Like the end of a song
    You tossed me aside
    Like a silver disc
    It’s as though we never kissed

    etc etc etc

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  4. The Legend 101 says:

    Ran Over A Mobile, My dad knows someone that ran over his laptop once.

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