By Natalia Fan #1. IGA. Didn’t say if it was a Supa Niga.
By Mixed media, Port Coogee.
By EG. On The Barrio
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The Worst of Perth 
Not a Supa Niga, but has the distinction of some dude dying in the toilet there a few weeks ago. It’s not far from where L101 claims to live – proximity to “mescalin” may explain a few things.
Why does friendship, in the eyes of the marketeers anyway, always have to revolve around coffee? Some much more to say about that shot.
Had that RAC poster half in the back of my mind when I wrote first line of yesterday’s sonnet.
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Friendship surely revolves around the probability that someone will help you to move house? And then have a beer later? Now that you mention it, I’m seeing problems with the imageering of the concept of friendship nearly everywhere I look…
The only time a similar concept has made me cringe so much was when Howard was re-defining “mateship” for constitutional purposes.
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Am I missing something with pics 2 and 3?
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“We miss not, and yet in doing so miss all.” The Derridarian. Or possibly Yoda.
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Both would benefit from the addition of cock (either Perth or New York style). But otherwise, meh. They’re no Pete Fs, that’s for sure.
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Those bench photos are getting to you.
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They might bring their V8 into a nearby Barrio café under the influence of mescalin lettuce.
That’d be a perfect storm of Worsts wrapped into one.
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With one of those Barrio electric nurry cleaners strapped on.
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Would be reminiscent of the “White Rabbit” in the bathtub scene in Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas”.
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Ugh, I’ve got two left hands today…muffed up the video link.
Try again: can’t remember if the Samoan lawyer was on acid or mescalin, but I’m sure the result would be similar.
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I think I’m the one on mind-fuddling substances, given today’s rates of (Perth-style) cock-ups :P
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Spruuut and double spruut.
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Sean McManus on 6PR all the big issues – how to rebrand the CIty of Perth
Rebranding the City of Perth in two words:
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GOLD at the end of this list
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Which end? They’re all shithouse.
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Ahem. As a North American, you’ve got to do better than a vapid slogan to get me to vacation here.
First you’ve got to get me to understand where here is. We have no clue. I could barely find the place on a map when my company said wanna go to Australia for a few years. (my other choice was some frozen shit hole in Canada). Hey here’s another stupid slogan… Perth, at least it’s not Canada.
Then you have to do something about the cost of everything. That part really freaks us out.
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Our mescalin is cheap. Does that help?
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“Perth has to project an image that is positive, people and is based on 70% emotion and exuberance and people will come and stay longer.”
The 69% you’re giving now just isn’t pulling in us NA punters, it seems.
What is the other 30% supposed to consist of? Why do I think it isn’t Actual Things to See That People Would Travel Thousands of Miles For?
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Thats expensive why dont you go to woolworths there $1.99 there so save some cash.
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Who said I bought any? But if there mescalin is only $1.99 a baggy, I’m in LOL.
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sorry, i thought you did.
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The coyete laughs, gesturing at the ziggurat of your assured trolldom.
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Can’t help but feel that Bento among others is missing the point of this post. Three signs of the rapture: drugs in supermarkets; the mechanical nature of 21C friendship shown for what it is; and bogan car culture elevated to the level of normalcy. TLA as the contemporary John of Patmos. All we need now are the four Holden lions of the apocalypse: Mining Boom, Zumba, Facebook, and Internet Porn.
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Yes.
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To all?
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Yes and yes. And all who sail in her. 4 Holdens of the apocalypse yes too.
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Problem is that we already have those four Holden lions. Either the rapture is at hand, or there is yet another sign to come. Surely Turnips can help here.
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Sorry – no insight of the Turnips variety. But how does this tie in with the regular automobile prize pool of the finest of newspaper journalism in this state?
Is The Worst responsible for the rapid approach of End Times?
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Yes, quake in fear, for the End Times are Nigh…
Meet the Four Lions of Teh Apo-car-lypse: Truck Nuts Torana, Dubstep Gemini, Anibus Crewman and finally, along with some extraterrestrial nasties, NOMONYLFT VE Commodore.
Should they ever park in the same parking area side-by-side, you know that Teh Rapture is upon us.
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Exactly.
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