WW 204 Bento Maylands teapots

And so finally I get my hands on the keys to the editorial Scorpion.  This week promises to bring at least 60% more sneering; however, as is customary during TLA’s absences, the sneering will be interspersed with ridicule of the more vulnerable casualties of society.  It is likely there will be very little content not sourced from The Arrondissement or The Post’s distribution area.

And so, inevitably, we turn to Maylands, where only yesterday the Director of Liquor Licensing declared that the existing oversupply of drunks was reason enough to refuse a new liquor store.  Mercifully, MadKuntz was approved before the Director noticed the rivers of piss flowing down 8th Ave.

It’s possible this is also the Home of the Toilet Bowl Planter.

Cocos Palm and Thong Tree.  This should be the Governor’s Residence.

But there’s nothing wrong with some harmlessly eccentric found art in the front yard.  Or disembodied heads.  Is it too soon for more Milat jokes?

I think it is generally agreed I am no palm-spotter.  I’m calling not-Cocos, and not-Cotton.  What’s left?  Regardless of species, I think the entire genus is inarguably improved by the addition of 1000 teapots.

Ahh, the Pies.  It is all becoming clearer now.  Where’s Mr 276 when you need him?

Money shot added:

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19 Responses to WW 204 Bento Maylands teapots

  1. NF#1 says:

    Magpie Hill’s the name o’ the place, right across the road from “Primal Therapy”. Thought about worsting the teapot palm before, especially when festooned with pro- republican propaganda (i.e. “tinpot dictatorship”). Overall not-worst in my book, but nevertheless an admirable start.

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    • mrsstone says:

      I’m with you NF#1, there’s a certain quirky charm (think public art rabbits) going on here. But still well worth a mention on TWoP. NIce work Bento.

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  2. Bento says:

    Dude where’s my money shot?

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  3. Is it the disembodied head of a fat chick? Ok, I’m going, I’m going?

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    • valerie woodruffe says:

      The disembodied head is a hairdressing student’s mannequim head, whilst a student of hair beauty I well remember the hours spent giving blow jobs to disembodied heads.

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  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Not not-Cotton.

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  5. The Legend 101 says:

    What is with all the bottles?

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  6. phildawson says:

    Love the fact that they DON’T want junk mail – well you wouldn’t want to clutter up the place.

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  7. RubyRuby says:

    How will they secure all of this? And make it through what promises to be (another) dark and stormy night?

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