Category Archives: worst ideas

Save Our Blank Walls

Perth wall muzak has reached such a low point that it now has a system default font and clip art. Plonked – apparently without irony, next to what I think is the city’s only piece of political graff. I hope … Continue reading

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No Radical Text for The Sound Alternative

There can be no better example of how street art in Perth has been erased by anodyne civic decoration than the rear of RTR FM’s building in Beaufort Street Mt Lawley – to the extent that almost nobody realises that … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 304 yeah the boys

Who does this remind you of? He might be the dad of this bloke. Or it’s the same bloke, and the strenuous anti-snoring regimen has aged him cruelly. I wonder what the big book is. I was speaking with an … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 295 down the drain

Apoligies for today’s abbreviated post. I’ve been trying to get to the bottom of these phenomena in Claremont. What is the nexus? I ask all TWOPpers: are you “invested”? Or are you going down the drain? I’ve also been at … Continue reading

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Biked

I have a serious question. What are you supposed to do here if you are a driver on Baysie’s new bike utopia May Street? What are you suppose to glean from the markings? A street resident told me “Nobody knows.” … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 293 DTRH

The trip back from Denmark was crazy! I was able to exercise my toilet talents at Kojonup and Williams. After such rural rigours it was good to be back in the fleshpots. Behold: Subiaco’s newest parklet! Does this qualify as … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 289 no parklet in heaven

Krazy Kym dodged the Jehovah’s Witnesses yesterday. Afterwards I admired their pamphlet. I hadn’t realised there were subliminal messages about the Antichrist in the images. What is that bloke doing – threshing? The JWs say the Bible’s lunar calendar has … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 286 PENIS LOL

After the spin, the pleas, and the shit-sheets This was left by a Cott verge: PENIS LOL. As a sentiment was it proof concrete Too many had grown tired of Mr Col? TLA sneered at a semi-rural hotel, but there … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 285 the big ball of blame

On the ABC last night the Big Ball of Blame was discussed. I would like to throw the Big Ball to/at TWOP, who yet again sat on his hands and didn’t try to get going in the Legislative Council. It’s … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 267 The Painted Cow

This seen by Mr Ernie on the Midland side of Guildford Grammar. “For the Midland parents who wear thongs with their jeans,” he said. TLA was enraged: “This is what we’ve come to?” That’s why he’s the blogger and I’m … Continue reading

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