Category Archives: worst sign

Save Our Blank Walls

Posted on April 29, 2022 by AHC McDonald

Perth wall muzak has reached such a low point that it now has a system default font and clip art. Plonked – apparently without irony, next to what I think is the city’s only piece of political graff. I hope … Continue reading →

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Buttocks Silenced!

Posted on September 2, 2021 by AHC McDonald

The wonderful neon buttocks – an institution for decades on Barrack Street, were silenced yesterday by a fire, possibly caused by two dildos rubbing together. I hope this upskirting icon can still return. Here it is in all its glory … Continue reading →

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The Brown is Coming Down, 2008 to 2021 are youse vibrant yet?

Posted on February 2, 2021 by AHC McDonald

When The Worst of Perth started in 2007, did we expect that things would be better a decade and a half later? Did we even think about it, or did we just live and make love in the moment, shoving … Continue reading →

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More last worsts from the global surrounds

Posted on September 14, 2017 by AHC McDonald

A few more from BSWAM waving goodbye. What can I say. When you have a big old mansion on the Hudson, sometimes you just need a really fucking fancy fence with two-headed eagles and shit. Conversely, you can just lean … Continue reading →

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All your attracts…

Posted on September 7, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Reign of Error worsts Martindale Hall in South Australia, made famous by Picnic at Hanging Rock movie. Which I hated on finding out it was not based on a true story. And because it was really rather silly. I hope … Continue reading →

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Bareness

Posted on August 14, 2017 by AHC McDonald

This better be a nudism shop, or I’m going to have to take issue with this bare. Since it’s Fremantle, the changes underway will be closing down and shifting to Maylands. By Pete F.

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Outrage Sunday 302 Guildford

Posted on July 9, 2017 by rottobloggo

Enjoying the semi-rural vibrancy of our historic town before we are inundated with spew-splattered fries packaging. Nothing is more vibrant than a pussy parade!  Don’t even think of tying your bike up here. That shit’s for Subiaco. Good DAY, SIR … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 300 survelance persuit

Posted on June 25, 2017 by rottobloggo

That Smurf-platinumiser Bento will be impressed: I’ve added another string to my bow. I wasn’t content at just being Cott’s Toilet King, and have added Medical Waste Sifter to my resume. This was in Claremont. Krazy Kym googled after looking … Continue reading →

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Tales from the Cage

Posted on June 23, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Cynthia C notes that the laminator is always the problem, not the slamming gate. Are they really sleeping at 1am, or are they more likely waiting up, perched on top of the fridge with pricked ears and the laminator gently … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 294 the munted wheelbarrow

Posted on May 14, 2017 by rottobloggo

I found this intensely enraging. Why not just say 18 new bays on the other side. I am just a simple jerbalist – maths is hard! – but this sign is wrong anyway. I bet that tuckpoint-rougher Bento would say … Continue reading →

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