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And there it is
To all my street art friends, or as Wattsie would say, “I wrote for Bob Hope”. There it is. Ten years. Thank you one and all. All the friends met and unmet across four thousand posts and a hundred thousand … Continue reading
Encouragement Award
Another excerpt from phwoar, where Tom Whitebait judges “young smartarses” for the young writer awards. __________________________ Phwoar. Might as well get the Young Writer crap done as she heats up. “Get the juices flowing. Then get right back into his … Continue reading
Phwoar! Jennifer Byrne
In which Tom Whitebait endures the inevitable interview with Jennifer Byrne. It’s supposed to be about the new book, phwoar, but inevitably the talk turns to bloody Cliché Street again. The Interview “Phwoar,” he breathes, sinking back into his chair, feeling … Continue reading
Posted in worst book, worst of perth
Tagged jennifer byrne, phwoar, tim winton, tom whitebait, worst book
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Phwoar! Perongerups!
Another excerpt from phwoar, where Tom Whitebait finally gets builders pencil to Moleskin and gets some writing done. Tom’s tips for young writers wanting to use fish in their fiction: Bonito: Hard fighting but very poor tasting fish. I would advise … Continue reading
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Tagged perongerups, tim winton, tom whitebait, Witchcliffe, worst book
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phwoar! Writer’s Block
Another excerpt from phwoar, where Tom Whitebait battles writing block in a fashion that could possibly be described by comparing it to that time he hooked two dolphinfish on the same handline in Boggo’s old stinkboat and then how afterwards … Continue reading
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Tagged booker, david williamson, moleskines, phwoar, rising lunch, tim winton, tom whitebait
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Phwoar! Me own lecture theatre
Another excerpt from phwoar, where Tom Whitebait finds himself inside possibly three nested dream dunnies, the burden of his opus, Cliché Street weighing him down… Lecture Circuit “Phwoar. Me own lecture theatre. Bewdy.” He knows there is a Coetzee Centre … Continue reading
Phwoar, Margaret River
Another excerpt from phwoar. Tom Whitebait finds himself in Margs for a book signing. He rolls off quickly towards Settlers Tavern, the chalkboard lists of coming attractions drawn in pastel colours of flowers, wreaths even, cast onto these slated waters, … Continue reading
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Tagged Cliche Street, phwoar, the booker, tim winton, tom whitebait
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Yallingup Phwoar
Couldn’t let TWOP finish without highlighting some more of our wonderful unpublished Phwoar. This section a masterpiece mainly by Alex. Has Tim ever reached these heights of literature? No. He has not. ” It’s absolutely magnificent “…the understated chandelier that … Continue reading
On the Bib’
Since nobody would publish our Booker compliant masterpiece phwoar, I might have to post some excerpts here for some kind of posterity. We find Tom Whitebait finishing the last section of the Bibbulman Track at Albany, dried Chiko Roll skins … Continue reading
Phony News
Book burning season opened this week. Captured the demon of Trump’s hair rising up to consume the terrible Catcher in The Rye. Back then it might have been interesting that teenagers were whining. Now, not.
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Tagged book burning, catcher in the rye, salinger, Trump, worst book
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