Weekend Worstoff 180

Some bad news first, an insider says that Alannah MacTiernan’s new small bar Swallow, (AKA Madcuntz) is nowhere near finished and is unlikely to be ready for the festive season. Tapas plates and muddlers haven’t even been ordered yet! Shame.

Tullio as a non native speaker Sandgroper claims that this is the quintessential Perth scene, the smashed Adshel bus shelter. He ‘s probably right. At least half of these are smashed at any one time. Nice brick and cocos work too. They don’t have these over East Tullio? I don’t think bus shelters have ever been better than this.
Some original, (legacy?) Arrondissement vibrancy from Bento. These flies have been in this shop window for possibly years. This is the sort of oldey timey vibrancy that will be swept away as more poodle dragging Derridarians and Lipstick Lacanians take over the place…
…to be replaced by this, the tunnel of love.
And, I thought I’d throw this in from Rob C in Subiaco.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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20 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 180

  1. Fucking hell. Labor Pparty conference. Cricket. What’s happening with AM radio?
    Nice tits though.

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  2. valerie woodruffe says:

    Suffice to say I don’t think you want to hear of my seasnake adventure that happened to me and my rotti pup when we entered the waters of mullaloo beach. Now you all have a nice weekend

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  3. Snuff says:

    Of course you’re quite right, TLA. It’s Soviet stylee FTW. And either this is the Daneechi model again in Nollamara, or I need to get down to the Love Arcade.

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  4. Saltysuzy says:

    TLA you missed the meta-whatever in the bus shelter poster. The choc milk is actually coming out of the poster and has smashed the faux glass within the poster. Or something. I need to get out more.

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  5. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    May I suggest that the quintessential Perth scene is actually a 10 year old Commodore in someone’s lounge room? We salute the most recent effort by an enterprising 18 yo P-plater to put a new Ford through three Rockingham shopfronts.

    Could this be further evidence of WA’s two speed economy?

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    • valerie woodruffe & pup says:

      Russ, you said “speed”…

      Now that brings back stoned blurred memories, or is it my brain injury blurring my memory

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  6. Ruby Ruby says:

    Quintessential Perth bus stops are the orange sticks in the ground. The Adshel ones are a bit lah-de-dah, with or without modifications to glasswork.

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  7. rottobloggo says:

    Kick on, fly away,
    A golden Arcadia
    and Manmaid await.

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  8. That Subi model chick has THE biggest hands I’ve ever seen on a woman.

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  9. WarriorTom says:

    “Love Arcade”!. That’s so fucking gay. Typical of the lefty poofs that have taken over my beloved school-of-hard-knocks Mount Lawley stomping ground (“The fuckin’ Mount”). bring back the heyday of the Candy Bar I say.

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  10. The Legend 101 says:

    I wonder who drew that, A VERY RUDE PESON!

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  11. Perth Boy says:

    Hot chick despite the dick.

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