Outrage Sunday 272 them

I’m only an ordinary man, so I didn’t understand this, around the corner from the Perth Magistrates Court (and opposite the vanished FESA building). img_5007
Whatever it was, it stank! Like you-know-what! img_5006
The world’s going bananas, if you ask me. img_4962
Thank goodness for teh Perth Truth Seekers and their always-interesting events. Friday night was a semi-scereening in Balga of The Greatest Story Never Told, a fillum about Adolf Hitler. Turns out AH wasn’t so bad! He read the Bible! Should we really blame one bloke for 50 million dead? Why do the media and Hollywood never tell us about the Jews that fought for Hitler? Did the Nazis really torch the Reichstag? Think! Don’t be sheople. “As movie is over 6 hours long I’ll endevour to play the first half and then perhaps in a week or two I can play the second half or you can copy it onto a USB and watch the rest at home.” If WW2 isn’t your cup of ersatz coffee, then another AH might be the go: the Perth Abraham Hicks Meetup on Saturday, in North Perth. “There is no such thing as a ‘negative’ emotion. There is only lower and higher vibration emotions.” 440px-jerry-estherhicks-2007hitler_portrait_crop

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Mandurah Mer-Boozies 

Alasdair saw a nice set of pontoons down Crabtown way. But would it have killed them to get the rivets lined up with the nips?

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No, thank you

Such a polite letterbox, so disrespected. By Bento, who points out that it means “The Pig”.

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Fleishmann and Pine Bush

Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten returns with more lovely wrecks from the US.

BSWAM says, “Today we’ll be visiting the neighboring communities of Fleischmann and Pine Bush, old resort towns in the high county of the Catskills, which border the upper Hudson River to the west and are largely a state park.  Pictured here is Wagner Avenue in Fleischmann, which is noted for its spectacular collection of “Eastlake” Victorian architecture.

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Of course, some are in better shape than others.crumbling-mansion

I don’t know what’s the funniest thing about this house – the bars on the windows, the attempt to make a hedge out of chain link and Christmas garland or the largish fine slapped to the gate. (A true worst, TLA)paranoid

Down the valley a pace, Lady Liberty welcomes you to the slightly more bohemian village of Pine Bush! The hotel is a former wreck currently being fixed up by crazy people.

lady-libertypine-bush-hotelThis French Second Empire cottage looks cute…until you begin noticing certain details.

This house was never cute.  And I’m not quite sure what the message is.  Other than I don’t think it’s any possible variant of “Happy Birthday”.
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It’s a little known fact that Pennywise the Clown used to drive a Good Humor truck.   (Although some may know Pennywise BSWAM, we don’t do Good Humor trucks. Especially without the “O” in humour. We Mr. Whippy only.)Ice Cream Van.jpg
Thanks again BSWAM for some enlightening rubbing our faces in rotting HRV grandeur and folly.

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The Embleton Triangle 

What? This is on my street. Today. Am I a warlord now? Will I need a jungle laboratory in Kalamunda? Which, would increase the rateable value of the town, but even so. And I’m on the respectable side of Embleton!  Fuck knows what they are doing the other side of Collier Rd! Boiling down children into a smokable resin no doubt. Do I call the police? The CIA? 

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Al fresco desert

Yeah Right shared what he describes as a failure of taste, class and understanding. And yes it does seem to be a Simpson Desert of vibrancy in Fremantle. But at least it’s not an out of business ugh boot shop no?  Yeah Right also goes on, “in this part of the world were people’s opinions are silenced and where National Days are chopped and changed about as if they were about as important as hairdressing appointments.”

I thought the problem in Freo was that they listened to to those crackpots’ opinions too much. Isn’t that why the place is so shitty now? That they keep listening to knobheads?If only they were silenced! Fremantle is one of the last places in the world where some dickheads views would be silenced. And isn’t Australia Day in reality hugely less important than a hairdressing appointment?

But yeah, this is contraindicated.

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Outrage Sunday 271 Number 95

Could you hear my teeth gritting in Claremont? Gaaaaaaahhhh. Sometimes I wonder if we should let the barbarians win – but then I grab my brains. img_4982
Why bother, though? Either people are binge-watching, or making their life a soap opera on Facebook. Socialists and homosexuals everywhere. No-one reads; they spend all their time in wine bars and discos. img_4999
And don’t get me started on the standard of sign-writing these days. img_4991
I’m staying inside with some soothing tunes while I re-read my Strunk & White. Good day, sir.img_5002

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