One more day after this and I find it hard to think what to put up. There are still dozens of tier two C&Bs and the like in the queue, and thousands, possibly ten thousand unused photographs. Don’t worry, some of them were just nasty, and most of them were just not up to it. Sometimes you just weren’t funny enough yeah? There are 82 thousand emails in the inbox LOL. But the worstical is always the local, and what better validation of worstness can there be than this by Slanderer. These are the fucking nodes of the NBN. A half hearted fart of a bafflingly shitty federal government. And, even better, a lot of these nodes plonked rocklike on our precious fucking registered verges are delivering slower internet to these poor cunts. C&B these nodes up my friends. C&B them, back to the fucking stone age. Maybe they will still serve humanity as a welcome buffer, slowing down if only by a few ks the inevitable hover Commdoore before it hits the bedroom you had only just fucking left to reset your fucking modem delivering dial up speed in fucking Yokine.

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Goodbye C&B 

Reign of Error salutes the end of the blog (Wednesday is the last day) with a C&B in progress in the goldfields in 2005. Thanks for all your submissions. 

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Outrage Sunday 313 the end

And so we face the final curtain. A tree falls in Guildford, and Krazy Kym was on the spot.
Time for one more rapture. Our first (and last) slippers?
I was touched by many submissions to TWOP (especially mine).
One more haiku:
Public art? Litter?
It’s not verge collection time.
Swanbourne mystery.

The best worst thing has been discovered.

It was good to see TLA, Bento, Slanderer, Edward De Bozo, Bag O’ Turnips, Cimbali, Ruby Ruby, KK, et al knocking back the $24 martinis at Frisk last night. Even David ‘Ding-Ding’ Bell was nearby.

We’ve had our fill, our share of loosing.

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Not Worst

Highly commended at Freo Print Awards (i.e. You nearly won but aren’t getting money). I better get some people’s choice votes from youse pigs. 

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Farewell Drinks

Will be at Frisk Bar on Saturday (23rd) from 6 to celebrate the end of days for those interested.

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As we’re saying cheerio, this faint praising plonked rock cocos growing relentless sky post from Bento should set it up. 

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The East shall rise again

Been trying to get this pro slavery apartment in East Perth for a while. Is this what we’re doing now?

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