Emergency in the Western Suburbs

Pete F was at a girls’ school in the Western Suburbs when vital emergency supplies arrived for the staff room. It was mush, mush, mush, all the way. Like Ice Road Truckers but with wine. 

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Monday Morning Coming Down. 

Classic Perth Monday morning bus stop scene. Nollamara by Hugh Jass. 

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Parklet as final nail

The grim, depressing sight as a parklet delivery wagon hoves into sight in Subiaco.You might as well be entering a suicide pact in the witches kitchen as it reverses, ramming ever more bitter garlic prawns up your arse. I was thinking today that Bayswater is the Subi that never was. Crackpot locals in both locations are determined that each suburb must be shit. Subi had to divest interesting features, Bayswater has to prevent any occurring. I’m dreading the inevitable Kalamunda parklet craze. 

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Chopstix of Time

Finally the TAB has triumphed. Chopstix, documented as derelict over 8 years ago is finally gone. There was a brief resurgence as an illegal skateboard…place. A new cartridge world to come? Beaufort Street Inglewood. A sad and yet exhilarating day. One of the last rotary dial phone graphics. 

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Flange MacPherson

I vaguely remember covering this poster years ago. But wouldn’t that just reflect Subiaco’s stultifying progress? (Ie backwards). And what could be more played than Elle? Parklets? Leederville? Only in Subi could Elle’s flange still be a thing. 

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Outrage Sunday 272 them

I’m only an ordinary man, so I didn’t understand this, around the corner from the Perth Magistrates Court (and opposite the vanished FESA building). img_5007
Whatever it was, it stank! Like you-know-what! img_5006
The world’s going bananas, if you ask me. img_4962
Thank goodness for teh Perth Truth Seekers and their always-interesting events. Friday night was a semi-scereening in Balga of The Greatest Story Never Told, a fillum about Adolf Hitler. Turns out AH wasn’t so bad! He read the Bible! Should we really blame one bloke for 50 million dead? Why do the media and Hollywood never tell us about the Jews that fought for Hitler? Did the Nazis really torch the Reichstag? Think! Don’t be sheople. “As movie is over 6 hours long I’ll endevour to play the first half and then perhaps in a week or two I can play the second half or you can copy it onto a USB and watch the rest at home.” If WW2 isn’t your cup of ersatz coffee, then another AH might be the go: the Perth Abraham Hicks Meetup on Saturday, in North Perth. “There is no such thing as a ‘negative’ emotion. There is only lower and higher vibration emotions.” 440px-jerry-estherhicks-2007hitler_portrait_crop

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Mandurah Mer-Boozies 

Alasdair saw a nice set of pontoons down Crabtown way. But would it have killed them to get the rivets lined up with the nips?

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