Category Archives: worst advertising

Triple Threat

NF#1 returns with this. Is fly screen door fitter not an option? Midland. (N) IGA. Is there still a Natalia to be a fan of NF#1? This sounds like a Cold Chisel song. 

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Our friend’s electric

Bx sends one all the way from San Antonio Texas. I prefer a conventionally aspirated one, but…

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Throw a claw over

A bird that has access to 1500 birds per hectare may think they are lucky at first. But when you get to the second hectare, you just want a cup of tea. By Dave P.

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Outrage Sunday 241 The Kiss of the Sun

One of my associates had a fine time at the theatre. Tickets, cars, water features, private chef: they will all be mine thanks to this excellent ad on an early right-hand page in Teh West this week. This advice seems … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 239 excellent article

Keep moving. You don’t want to be like the Abandoned Sauce Sachet of life.         No sauce needed on breakfast: a superb cured rodentia with pis-glazed wild mushroom in a formic jus. Mmmmmm so special.     Excellent: as … Continue reading

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The Damned

There’s a cafe, which has a chilling display of missing persons. At first glance blush it appears to be a public service announcement for those with information regarding a large number of people who perhaps have been abducted or murdered … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 236 smoke a cone

I’m sure they don’t mean a traffic cone, either. It is one of the fragrances of the beautiful harbour city, along with sheep shit, patchouli, hair oil, exhaust fumes, suppurating tuck pointing, burnt coffee, and the roistering sizzle of cunac … Continue reading

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