Category Archives: worst animal

Outrage Sunday 309 Elizabeth Quay flooded

“You’ve made a little boy very very sad.” This was up Scarborough way. The WORST. You know the truth about cows used for milk. I bet this bloke’s days in Shenton Park are numbered. I’ve got some bad news. Betty’s … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 274 meat market

Imagine being so famous you have to wear Post-It notes. So rich your employer has a stationery cupboard the size of Howard Sattler’s woggle. That is happening. 6PR “Commercial Director, Barrie Quick said ‘We are pleased to be launching into … Continue reading

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Lucky 

If your lucky cat is missing an arm, it’s shitting on its own definition. And why leave it on the counter? An iconic location in twop history. Morley. 

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Outrage Sunday 257 abstract

I thought I’d struck gold at the Cottesloe verge pick-up. Next to a vacuum shampooer box and a Sleepmaker was a gaint egg and spoon! I huffed and I puffed but I couldn’t get it into the Jizz. Didn’t I … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 256 The Road Home

One of my Bassendean associates, Mad Maddo, sent this frightening pic. She had her drone up, looking for illegal lime trees. She found a dinosaur that shat itself to death. Big poos, big story: I’m surprised it hasn’t been on … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 239 excellent article

Keep moving. You don’t want to be like the Abandoned Sauce Sachet of life.         No sauce needed on breakfast: a superb cured rodentia with pis-glazed wild mushroom in a formic jus. Mmmmmm so special.     Excellent: as … Continue reading

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They don’t like it up ’em

More Victorian vibrancy from TLA. After you’ve bought your authentic souvenirs you can have a slap-up feed. Didn’t the bear soldiers have puttees?      

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