Category Archives: worst animal

Outrage Sunday 257 abstract

I thought I’d struck gold at the Cottesloe verge pick-up. Next to a vacuum shampooer box and a Sleepmaker was a gaint egg and spoon! I huffed and I puffed but I couldn’t get it into the Jizz. Didn’t I … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 256 The Road Home

One of my Bassendean associates, Mad Maddo, sent this frightening pic. She had her drone up, looking for illegal lime trees. She found a dinosaur that shat itself to death. Big poos, big story: I’m surprised it hasn’t been on … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 239 excellent article

Keep moving. You don’t want to be like the Abandoned Sauce Sachet of life.         No sauce needed on breakfast: a superb cured rodentia with pis-glazed wild mushroom in a formic jus. Mmmmmm so special.     Excellent: as … Continue reading

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They don’t like it up ’em

More Victorian vibrancy from TLA. After you’ve bought your authentic souvenirs you can have a slap-up feed. Didn’t the bear soldiers have puttees?      

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Outrage Sunday 221 party pack

So much depends Upon An empty party Pack Of silvery nangs Beside the munted white Shih-tzu.   

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Marg’s Savannah

Another Margaret River native. Like the southern wolf. Which by the way is no longer TWOP official wine, now the boozie bottle is in town. By NS.  

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Wake in Fright Inglewood

I don’t want BSWAM or other internationals to get the impression that kangaroos hop our suburban streets…but apparently they do. Skink captured this beast behind the (N) IGA in Inglewood. Note the paving.

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