Category Archives: worst food

Outrage Sunday 255 slice

The Boulevard shops, City Beach. Love it! What is wrong with people? I was shocked and chagrined when I saw a woman litter in Cottesloe. She dropped her bundle, looked at it, looked at me, shrugged – then got into … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 251 slow

I’m throttling back this weekend. What with the election uncertainty, sharks off Nedlands, a VIP toilet in Subiaco, it’s a good time to bunker in. Mind you, I still look decisive, dextrous, authoritative. Even shopping is a yucky experience. I … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 244 friend

My associate Major Blight was dismayed by this Shenton Park sign. “Have we learned nothing in six years? No lamination. Inconsistent underlining. Not enough passive-aggression. And if the bin liner is a problem, why not take it out?” No wonder … Continue reading

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Bush Flaps and cetera

Reign of error prefers lamb flaps (and probably chicken slits) to short cunt bacon. while Pete F is glad that there’s at least one person happy there are more Birnie murder victims out there. Don’t these photographers, headline scribblers and … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 239 excellent article

Keep moving. You don’t want to be like the Abandoned Sauce Sachet of life.         No sauce needed on breakfast: a superb cured rodentia with pis-glazed wild mushroom in a formic jus. Mmmmmm so special.     Excellent: as … Continue reading

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Sharia Law Buns

It’s that time of year again. Coles might want to call them Hot Interfaith Buns, or Woolies Hot Crescent Buns, but in any case if this is Sharia Law, I’m for it. Somehow they taste better with the crescent instead … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 236 smoke a cone

I’m sure they don’t mean a traffic cone, either. It is one of the fragrances of the beautiful harbour city, along with sheep shit, patchouli, hair oil, exhaust fumes, suppurating tuck pointing, burnt coffee, and the roistering sizzle of cunac … Continue reading

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