Category Archives: worst food

Mint Fresh, John Curtin Gallery Speaker Series.

Your Nutrition and Hydration on the Gallery Scene, brought to you by The Worst of Perth. For those that work any large organisation, for any type of meeting, eyes all turn first to the catering. One glance at the single … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 309 Elizabeth Quay flooded

“You’ve made a little boy very very sad.” This was up Scarborough way. The WORST. You know the truth about cows used for milk. I bet this bloke’s days in Shenton Park are numbered. I’ve got some bad news. Betty’s … Continue reading

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The Damage Done

I’m glad to be getting out of the scene, because this is what we have become.  Vegemite on $9 artis-anal black bread. No satire can deal with it at the moment. I’m leaving it to the Stormie Mills and the … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 304 yeah the boys

Who does this remind you of? He might be the dad of this bloke. Or it’s the same bloke, and the strenuous anti-snoring regimen has aged him cruelly. I wonder what the big book is. I was speaking with an … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 296 sensational Subi

Eat your words, Subi critics. The place has it all going on. The alfresco dining, the ball sports, the, er, finish. What is there to complain about? 6008 is great! Why does Cottesloe bother trying to use it fancy cars … Continue reading

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Tentacles of Love. 

Eight years on and there’s another tentacle mystery. With ciggies. By Anthony F. Howard Street CBD no less. A lost Valentine?

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Outrage Sunday 278 Jaydyn

After my business at Parliament on Friday night (one of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace) I popped into Hemingway’s Sorrow for a quick one. Heath served me this. WTF? I’m speaking with myself, number … Continue reading

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