34 Responses to Rurotard Swag Pack

  1. The Legend 101 says:

    Won’t you come Walzing Matilda with me, just joking


  2. Shazzanator says:

    I no comprendo this logo. Any graphic designers out there want to translate for me?


    • “Fuck it. What do they know about logos? Tell em it’s an…ear of wheat. Or a blue Heeler.”


    • skink says:

      I think the turquoise lozenge shape is a simplified map of Western Australia, and the two curly shapes represent arms wrapping themselves around the state.

      It believe it is meant to represent Brendon Grylls rooting the state up the arse, without the common courtesy of giving it a reacharound


    • JaneZ says:

      It is an absolutely massive wad of cash, so big that the person holding it can’t see above it and can barely wrap their arms around it. Much clearer if you look at it on the RforR home page.


    • pete says:

      As far as I can tell it’s two giant leaches sucking all the money out of the Bankwest tower.


    • ronggly says:

      It’s a pair of kangaroos, clutching boomerangs. proudly
      displaying a black swan in a giant bucket. I’ve never
      understood its meaning either. What were they thinking ?
      Oh, the Poms have a Lion and a Unicorn. Can’t we do
      something equally stupid ? Yes, let’s have two kangaroos
      trying to hold boomerangs.


  3. Bento says:

    Would make a great car sticker, too.


  4. NF#1 says:

    So what’s in the RfR showbag? A list of top-end 4WD dealerships? Bundy samplers?


  5. Rolly says:

    Design by some poncy Metrocentric Twat [©2008Rolly (or was that 2007? Can’t recall.)] totally lacking in any understanding of anything beyond the limits of ignorant urbania.
    Back to your iPhones etc.


  6. Bento says:

    Good to know it’s not all being frittered away on canvas bags, oversized mud flaps, and Rolls Royce utes.

    I understand this place has already performed 264 operations to separate webbed toes.


  7. Pete says:

    Hints of Maquarie Bank logo on the bag to suggest where to hide your pile of cash. Or, as was the case with many local councils, invest in things you don’t understand, like US home loans. Instead of a new skate park.


  8. Lucky Star says:

    I’m a former ruro (Victorian chapter). Where’s mine?? : P


  9. orbea says:

    Surely this is a targetted “populate or perish” programme to be distributed at B&S’s?
    Certainly Sir/Ma’am, would that be a one, two or three bag job?


  10. Bento says:

    Am I missing something here, or is this story suggesting rurotards are more likely than Metrocentric Twats (TM) to be offended by blackface? Really? Go figure.


    • Shazzanator says:

      Even more astounding, if that’s possible, is the intent to replace Come Fly With Me with The Big Bang Theory. That show’s witty narrative is bound to go right over their heads.
      A Country Practice would be more fitting I think.


    • NF#1 says:

      To be fair, racially offensive “portrayals of black, Asian and Middle Eastern characters” seem unlikely to disturb the majority of Australian television viewers, rural or otherwise. Border Security, Customs, AFP….


      • Bento says:

        Sounds fucken hilarious, doesn’t it? I want that one. Ho ho ho. I want that one. Hee hee hee. Champagne comedy.


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