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Outrage Sunday 272 them

I’m only an ordinary man, so I didn’t understand this, around the corner from the Perth Magistrates Court (and opposite the vanished FESA building). Whatever it was, it stank! Like you-know-what! The world’s going bananas, if you ask me. Thank … Continue reading

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The Embleton Triangle 

What? This is on my street. Today. Am I a warlord now? Will I need a jungle laboratory in Kalamunda? Which, would increase the rateable value of the town, but even so. And I’m on the respectable side of Embleton! … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 271 Number 95

Could you hear my teeth gritting in Claremont? Gaaaaaaahhhh. Sometimes I wonder if we should let the barbarians win – but then I grab my brains. Why bother, though? Either people are binge-watching, or making their life a soap opera … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 270 a parmy in every pot

Only 112 days to go! Will you be voting for someone who can put a parmy in your pot and a car in your garage (not your bedroom)? Incidentally, Mr Seth’s inspiration is “Hanry Ford“. I wonder if this has … Continue reading

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Smoked Wangs!

I’m glad I saw the Dominion League’s dining suggestion (although I’m not sure I could smoke half a kilo) before I sent in my Bayswater vibrancy survey. Smoke more wangs! 

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Larval Stage

Kalamunda. It’s part of the new talent identification program for their town planning department. 

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Outrage Sunday 269 The Perth God

Do you need an explanation what the Perth god can be? Here’s a rough approximation as the thing appears to me. God of merging, god of potholes, every wretched road you’ve trod, two fingers, booze buses and shit holes, that’s … Continue reading

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