Category Archives: worst of perth

The Damage Done

I’m glad to be getting out of the scene, because this is what we have become.  Vegemite on $9 artis-anal black bread. No satire can deal with it at the moment. I’m leaving it to the Stormie Mills and the … Continue reading

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Cutting your Grass

By Casual Observer. Subiaco. It’s kind of calming. I will miss the registered lawns. I note also that The Vic Hotel in Subi is likely closing. Which will add yet another closed business node to the hub. Soon the closed businesses … Continue reading

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Bareness

This better be a nudism shop, or I’m going to have to take issue with this bare. Since it’s Fremantle, the changes underway will be closing down and shifting to Maylands. By Pete F.

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Stutter Rapt

Evidence of personal rapture. Is that to be the theme of the last days of TWOP? That we went out not with a bang but a sucking? Sadly seems so. Pete F. In Cottesloe.

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Cruising to Boganity

Was sent Bunbury’s revitalisation plan recently. One of the weaknesses of the place identified was that the residents are perceived to be bogans. Surely the real River Rooster in the room is that people have perceptions of it being Bunbury? … Continue reading

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Boatshed Exports

We were talking about ironic public art only yesterday in Maylands. Pete F. saw this in Cottesloe. Export? At The Boatshed? No. Can’t see it. They have a wine loft fer christsakes! This is literally not happening.

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