Category Archives: worst of perth

Bring the glory hole home

When this arrived at my workplace some time ago, I was confused and disgusted in equal measure. Now, I’ve come round. Let’s get this baffling glory hole back in place. I’m ready for it. I have been assured that Matthew … Continue reading

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Winging it

I was just about to wing it. But now. Not. Bayswater masterpiece by James N. Please. 

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Nuclear waste here.

Or perhaps pedo dumping. In any case, BYO Barrel. And sign. By Alasdair. South Australia. Lovely shot.

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Outrage Sunday 244 friend

My associate Major Blight was dismayed by this Shenton Park sign. “Have we learned nothing in six years? No lamination. Inconsistent underlining. Not enough passive-aggression. And if the bin liner is a problem, why not take it out?” No wonder … Continue reading

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100,000 comments

Passed 100,000 comments recently. The analysis of words mentioned as follows. Nurry 408 Back door (only) 54 Knob 213 She-Ra 230 Setback 22 Subiaco 181 Cunt 1697 Cockburn 137 Thunder 53 Guildford 189 Fucking/ken 1327 Outrage 850 TLA 2359 Ivory … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 241 The Kiss of the Sun

One of my associates had a fine time at the theatre. Tickets, cars, water features, private chef: they will all be mine thanks to this excellent ad on an early right-hand page in Teh West this week. This advice seems … Continue reading

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Tableaux

I prefer it when Pete F. stays in Cottesloe. No further than Mosman park in any case. Beautiful shithouse Holden collection. And the red eyed rabbit? It’s in the olive green Torana’s boot. if you are lucky.

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