Category Archives: worst sculpture

Walk of tugs

Stirling Council is proposing a walk of “fame” from the Astor right up into the rub and tug precinct of Inglewood. Plaques and states celeberating prominent West Australians. Possibly prominent WA willies that have been tugged. Why don’t they just … Continue reading

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Staggering Distance

Now, finally, a masterpiece of public art in Perth! This depiction of punters staggering and chundering their way through Perth City link, no doubt moving through to defecate in Yagan square, finally leaving their soiled undies and empty wine coolers … Continue reading

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Twiggy’s Turd

In the tradition of billionaires creating iron turds in their honour, Bento shows off Andrew Forrest’s version in the bleak, depressing environs of the awful and shitty ex Merlin Hotel, now Hyatt precinct. It has it all, bricks, glass urinal … Continue reading

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Billionaire Blobs 1

Bento was outraged by our billionaires being hailed by means of rock blobs. This one of Lang is oddly near to – certainly within stenching distance – of the dunnies at Hillarys. For some reason. There’s a fence to stop … Continue reading

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The Pedo on The Cake

They did try to spoil the effect of the new City Library by polishing up the terrible statue of Pedo Stirling and putting it up outside the front door. I don’t know why they couldn’t have taken advantage of the … Continue reading

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La Pav

Edward de Bozo notes what appears to be a representation of the yoni to Matthew Pavlich’s Lingham in East Fremantle. Or maybe it’s his sister? In any case it’s going to cost a fortune to relocate it to Cock Burn. … Continue reading

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Visiting Elizabeth Quay

Well I guess I had to go down there. Well it’s not exactly bad, just a bit underwhelming and pointless. After the trees have grown for 30 years, there might be some shade relief to the merciless baking paving. The … Continue reading

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