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The Brown is Coming Down, 2008 to 2021 are youse vibrant yet?

When The Worst of Perth started in 2007, did we expect that things would be better a decade and a half later? Did we even think about it, or did we just live and make love in the moment, shoving … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 221 party pack

So much depends Upon An empty party Pack Of silvery nangs Beside the munted white Shih-tzu.   

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Outrage Sunday 208 garbage

I was enraged at this Joondalup outrage. How enraged? Probably more than if Tony Abbott woke up to find a wind turbine in his toilet. I wrote to the council and asked why we had to have Americanisms on our … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 164 rage

People often ask me how I am able to keep up the rage: “David, how do you keep the rage flag flying 24/7?”, they ask. I know where to get it – and I don’t pay retail. Sometimes I don’t … Continue reading

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Goshen, Orange County NY

More internationalising of worsts. Another from Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten. For those still wondering, the whole world is regarded as the outer environs of Perth. BSWAM says… We’re off to Goshen, NY, land of horse races and gin-soaked sadness, … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 111 Crowned

An exchange between an employee sitting by a lift and an exuberant young patron summed up the night. “You have to wear dress shoes to get in.” “Gnaargghaaabaaaah.” “Dress shoes next time.” As we joined the young man to ascend … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 26 to the victor the spoils

The hundreds of helicopters I’d flown in for CHOGM began to draw together until they formed a collective meta-CHOGM…and in my mind it was the most vibrant thing going; headline-deadline, print-broadcast, right wing-greenie, nimble, fluent, canny and human; hot sucked … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 21 bon appétit

What sort of pervert eats the peas and leaves the corn? Claremont. You know we’re still booming when Midland fatties are tossing aside their nibbled doughnuts. And this retail insanity: where to start? One you’re past the quotation marks and … Continue reading

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outrage sunday III

I was going to post today but haven’t taken any good Worsts will be too busy. There’s a lot on today and my deadlines are mounting. I have to knock out 500 words on new envelope styles so that’s a … Continue reading

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Templar Dawn

We’re back in Freo and back with cars – but blame Jimmy, not me. J says this is “a clear worst” and was seen out the back of the Woolies car park off Adelaide Street. “Not a dawn I’d like … Continue reading

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