Category Archives: worst writer

Rooting on The Wrackline

Tim Winton will deliver The Perth Festival Writers Week closing address Feb 2022. Images from The Sunday Times. Phwoar! He opened the Sunday Times. And Phwoar! Again! The magazine was chockers with quotes! And photos of him walking on the … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 226 bring me the head of Ingvar Kamprad

That ribbon-muter Bento has been to the big blue building again. Has this cropped up in the Perth shop? Perhaps we’re not fussed? At least Ingvar doesn’t have shrunken Santa heads on his shelves. Gotta run! I’m off to read … Continue reading

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Raymond writes

Another Abs instalment. In the Voice on the weekend.

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Tim Tanks

Snuff is spending a few weeks Shaolin training, so we will be without his fabulous links for a few weeks. But in other news, is Tim Tanking? Fresh from Eyrie’s embarrassing loss in the Miles Franklin, check out the missing … Continue reading

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Toasty

Nothing like an open fire on a cold Winton night eh?

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Outrage Sunday 152 food glorious food

This couple love their prawn crackers: listening to their repast on the way home was gruelling, and it seemed a little early for dinner. The bill of fare was fine, and the premises looked faultless – but what the dickens … Continue reading

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Jurasic Park-ish

This just in. Will they be more popular than teh T-Rex? Also: “The now extinct Josephoartegasia monesi was a type of rodent that weighed over a ton and was larger than a bull. Its modern-day relative, the capybara, is the … Continue reading

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Searching for Tim Winton

Snuff is taking a rest. Apparently one of those snow/hot pool monkeys bit him on the willy. Lols and infection ensue. But perhaps this will stand in. I hope Tim doesn’t ignore those emails offering him search engine optimisation (SEO) … Continue reading

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Phwoar

Sinking piss, drawing caricatures of Tim Winton, in a Moleskine, in Busso! Could a Monday get any better?

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