Weekend Worstoff 25

Posted on October 4, 2008 by AHC McDonald
Went back to the Town of Vincent’s Stripper’s’ World for another look. As well as being home to the Cunt ‘Kini, you can also get a non C model. Or it might be the back. So if Margaret Court and Paul Murray get the Cunt version, a not cunt could go to..? She Ra? Mark Naglazas? Anyhoo, don’t forget to enter our Town of Vincent welcome sign competition. You’ll have at least two weekends to photoshop or wordsmith. Enter as many times as you like.
To be or not to be...

To be or not to be...

Speaking of Welcome, The Cookster snapped this wonderful welcome statement to perth on Great eastern Highway belmont. We don’t need a neon sign, just some corflute and bunting on this place.

Welcome to Perth

Welcome to Perth

Brett “Free Beer” Treasure posted recently on how he thinks Northbridge should be revamped. Brett had some worst he couldn’t fit in, so he slipped me these two. Tony Barlow looks like it should be a knockshop, or an import export business where no-one is quite sure what is imported and exported. Who would go in there, even at 60% off?

Surely a knock shop?

Surely a knock shop?

And another sign of Northbridge degeneration.

Oils aint...

Oils aint...

Cellobella also wants you to check out her Royal Show pics, particularly the wooden blocks chocking up one of the rides. Despite CB’s claims of the show being more classy, We’re hoping to delay young master Worst’s first trip to the show for at least one more year.

Worst well this weekend.

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Win Big with The Worst of Perth

Posted on October 3, 2008 by AHC McDonald

The Town of Vincent is considering a community design competition to replace the “Nuclear free zone” welcome signs. (click for large version). The Worst of Perth thinks that you can do better, and is offering two bottles of TWOP favourite tipple Howling Wolves red for your creative effort to revive the flaccid Vincent image.

Favourite wine of the Worst of Perth

Favourite wine of the Worst of Perth

I will award one bottle for the best graphic, logo or welcome sign, and one for the best slogan for you non artistic types. Both could go to one entrant. The only proviso is that you have to be able to come into Curtin University to pick up your prize. (or a location acceptable for The lazy Aussie to go to).

The town of Vincent takes in North Perth, West Perth, East Perth, Highgate, Perth and Mt Hawthorne, but you may more easily identify it by the worsts we have covered, such as the slime covered statue facial of the gods, the flaming wardrobe, the grotty grotto, I’m a dickhead, and a worst coming from the Vincent Council itself, asking trees to give notice before dropping nuts. It even has a non worst, KGB headquarters. The Town of Vincent also has many loved obscenities, including the recently wildly popular Strippers World, (home of the cunt ‘kini), another highly popular obscene worst, the graffiti Adrian Barich, fat wog cunt, as well as the lizard licking delights of Rainblow. Use these as your inspiration, or find your own. Feel free to use the images to create your masterpiece. Images should be jpg maximum 500pixels wide. Slogan writers can post as a comment, but if you have an image, or are shy, email to perthworst@hotmail.com

Competition will run for a couple of weeks and will be judged by the lazy Aussie.

Skink kicks it off with a great entry, vying for both bottles.

Entry by Skink

Entry by Skink

Entry by David Cohen

Entry by David Cohen

Entry by Cookster

Entry by Cookster

Entry by Giles

Entry by Giles

Entry by Paracleet

Entry by Paracleet

Entry by Giles2

Entry by Giles2

Entry by Cookster 2

Entry by Cookster 2

Entry from The Cookster

Entry from The Cookster

Entry from Bedford Crackpot Fraternity

Entry from Bedford Crackpot Fraternity

Entry from Bedford Crackpot fraternity

Entry from Bedford Crackpot fraternity

Nick Catania IS 3rd Swamp King

Entry from Bedford Crackpot Fraternity

Entry from David Cohen

Entry from David Cohen

Entry from Skylantern

Entry from Skylantern

entry from Ljuke

entry from Ljuke

 

Enttry from Paracleet

Enttry from Paracleet

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The Only Gay in Allen park

Posted on October 2, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Well I was going to save this for weekend, but with a gig of photos in the queue, what the hell.

Did anyone try to read Paul Murray’s muddled headed anti gay piece today? I call hypocrite Murray, as Skink snapped this shot of you near Allen Park only yesterday. Typical. The ones that protesteth too much…

And there does seem to be a mallee root down there.

The little dog is up my arse.

The little dog is up my arse.

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Debra Ann’s got a tiger in her hips

Posted on October 2, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Johnny’s got a light in his eyes
Shirley’s got a light on her lips
Jakes got a monkeyshine on his head
and Debra Ann’s got a tiger in her hips
they can twist and turn they can move and burn
they can throw themselves against the wall
but they creep for what they need
and they explode to the call
and then they move!
move!
Ahh, Sex beat
The Gun Club

All the ructions of the Cunt ‘Kini seemed to be getting everyone a little overheated, so let’s bring it down man. Take it down, Take it waaaaaay down. This one also reminds me fondly of one of my favourite worsts, the poster advocating the wearing of shirts as the 道 (dao) or path to success. I can see myself wearing this one. Who drew this? Who pitched it successfully to a shirt manufacturer? All I know is that Debra Ann’s got a tiger in her hips. Or it could be two ferrets. They also chickened out on the nipples.

I think this is at Winifred and Bance.

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Stripper World Blues

Posted on October 1, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Sometimes, when I’m alone, I put on six inch heels and wear nothing else and dance around in front of the mirror and do my little stripper dance.
Tori Spelling

Thanks to several who pointed me to this place. Strippers World. It is definitely a good idea to label the parts if you are unsure. “I love to be rimmed” was another hilariously labelled  ‘kini. A disheartening and depressing shop. And is that the best font they could come up with for cunt? Would comic sans have killed them? Jesus, and shouldn’t there be a fucking apostrophe as well? Aargh.

Label it!

Label it!

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The Best Ten Worsts One Year In

Posted on September 30, 2008 by AHC McDonald
Sniff it

The Top Worst

The Lazy Aussie’s Top ten worsts from the blog’s first year. You may have others.

Triumph of The Worst. The Worst of Perth has public art removed from City.

The giant arsed aboriginal sculpture got laughs from all over the world. I don’t think the artist was ever identified.

World’s worst painting discovered in Perth. Alsatian stares up deformed woman’s genitals. (My #1)

Brian Burke works the room, the room being 1980’s McDonalds

Oi Cunt! Strangely abusive posters from the Curtin Student Guild.

Advocating the wearing of shirts to facilitate success. Subtle worst. Favourite of many.

Tiny Pinder’s giant donger finally tracked down

The North Face. My favourite letter box.

Barra non Grata. Poor old Adrian Barich. Graffiti not removed fast enough to stop The Worst of Perth. Archived forever now.

The Mud Men of Mount Lawley.

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World’s Greatest Chef

Posted on September 30, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Does this make you want to eat at the Don Camillo Restaurant in Osborne Park? I’ve no idea if the Chef is indeed the world’s greatest. He may well be. Even if he’s middling to average, I’d be ok with it. Unfortunately the world’s greatest chef has not met Osborne Park’s greatest graphic designer. And the rust, mould, and graffiti are not helping. At first glance he’s pulling something out of his nose. And there’s a steaming pile of something on that plate. This from the Osborne Park specialist Vic Demised. Vic, not as glamorous as being our man in Havana, but you de man for Ossie Park. Anyone who has had a good eating experience at Teh Camillo, I’m happy to hear from.

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Back Door Babe

Posted on September 29, 2008 by AHC McDonald

In July, I expressed doubt at being able to do justice to this kangaroos orifice. I would be a little more confident with this one. Some kind of Asian sex toy? A fitting post for the first anniversary of The Worst of Perth I think.

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Weekend Worstoff 24

Posted on September 27, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Well it’s Grand Final day, and what great value from Clancy’s pub. A pie AND a pint for only $20. Incredibly nice of them to only double the price. From Turf.

Add a sausage roll for only $60

Add a sausage roll for only $60

And a sculpture of…well it’s a willie isn’t it. From Teh ‘Rage David Cohen.

Cast from Eros Ramazzotti's

Cast from Eros Ramazzotti

And a nice outside worst from Hokusan .(Perth’s worst anal). He just caught the sun nicely highlighting the crack of this sculpture of a crack in Caulfield Melbourne.

Sun on the stubble

Sun on the stubble

And we had the cheetah car, and revelations of it’s South Australian origins this week. Cookster found another big cat. They may be mateable.

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Creep Drink Man Woman

Posted on September 26, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Two repulsively creepy ads. Would a mother name her son Eros? Can I suggest it will also be the last time he graces Members equity? And the woman with the too small body?

Call me Eros

Call me Eros

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