Johnny’s got a light in his eyes
Shirley’s got a light on her lips
Jakes got a monkeyshine on his head
and Debra Ann’s got a tiger in her hips
they can twist and turn they can move and burn
they can throw themselves against the wall
but they creep for what they need
and they explode to the call
and then they move!
move!
Ahh, Sex beat
The Gun Club
All the ructions of the Cunt ‘Kini seemed to be getting everyone a little overheated, so let’s bring it down man. Take it down, Take it waaaaaay down. This one also reminds me fondly of one of my favourite worsts, the poster advocating the wearing of shirts as the 道 (dao) or path to success. I can see myself wearing this one. Who drew this? Who pitched it successfully to a shirt manufacturer? All I know is that Debra Ann’s got a tiger in her hips. Or it could be two ferrets. They also chickened out on the nipples.
I think this is at Winifred and Bance.
The Worst of Perth 
I just wanted to be the first person in to ‘respect’ the use of The Gun Club.
And to note that shirt is abysmal.
But I find the hipster hat even worse.
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It’s a beret.
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No it’s definitely an old man hat, not beret.
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Ce n’est pas un beret, Lisa. It’s an Andy Capp cap. Take it from an habitual hat-wearer. Though ‘old man hat’ is a bit strong too, LA.
Who would’ve ruined such a ‘nice’ shirt with a Hobbytex pen?
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It does look a little hobbytex doesn’t it?
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the young lady on the right appears to have pulled out tufts of her own pubic hair
and the one on the left is some strange one-legged, one-armed, single-breasted creature. she looks like she is breasting the tape at the paralympics
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I thought Andy Capp did wear a beret. But I don’t have any expertise in men’s headgear so I stand corrected.
Is this in an opshop, or one of those Mt Lawley fashion tragic shops?
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Andy Capp? Beret? What you talking about PL? You been smokin’ octopus again?
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Men are beasts
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@9 p-l
“Men are beasts”
….and lots of ladies are glad of it.
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@8 – poor lisa is definitely on the herring. What self-respecting Yorkshire wife-abuser would wear a poncy beret?
As for the design, what sort of exercise does one do to make one’s calves wider than one’s thighs?
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OK guys if you want a formal concession, you can have it, it’s a fucking Andy Capp. I don’t know what it is doing on a poncey beaufort st mannequin though.
Are those fishnet bloomers the paralympian is sporting?
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I would wear this shirt.
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…if you were drunk, had a lobotomy and were on the guest list for a Sunday arvo BBG at Howard Sattler’s?
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I think it’s more a shirt to be worn bowling. Or at a Big Lebowski convention.
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If the shop’s open, and it’s less than $5, I’ll get it.
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you can’t just buy the shirt
you need the hat to complete the ensemble,
and I bet that mannequin is wearing some fancy dacks as well
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Skink, did you get my email re town of Vincent?
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Skink – what’s your connection with the ToV, if I may ask?
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@18 no, I didn’t get your mail. skink1984 at hotmaildotcom
@19 I have no connection to Vincent – this relates to a competition I saw in the paper to design new signage for Vincent and posted under ‘suggest’
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Ah – I missed that one.
Surely they realise such an open competition is an invitation to mischief??
Brilliant new slogan – I love it. I’m sure DFOC has some corflute lying about, and LA’s photoshop work is second to none.
Shall I start drawing up the tender documentation?
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Sent again. Sk
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Perhaps their licence plates could be changed, also? Maybe:
Vincent: Number 1 in the State Administrative Tribunal
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This would have to be a lesbian clothing shop, the manequin is definitely a dyke and only a dyke would wear that shirt….you’d have to be a dummy otherwise.
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@ 9 poor lisa
Indeed we are, poor lisa, and perhaps even difficult to understand very occasionally. During those rare moments, you’ll find this brief instructional translation video http://tinyurl.com/4eehgo particularly handy.
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Purely, I chuck this out there.
On the way home from work today I was behind a delivery van: Tran’s Oriental Imports and Exports.
That is either the single best name for an import/export business, or a post modern use of an apostrophe of sheer genius.
I have no idea.
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I think this shirt is at Winifred and Bance
http://winifredandbance.com/
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@26
Tran is a common Vietnamese name, so maybe the apostrophe is correct
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The shop is promoting the shirt as worst of the month now.
http://winifredandbance.com/2008/10/09/worst-shirt-of-the-month/
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I went into the shop. It’s $60.
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You are joking me. Reminds me of the Barry Dickins column where he nailed an empty cornflakes packet to a table and sold it a year later for $40.
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