Tag Archives: worst car

STI

Posted on June 21, 2017 by AHC McDonald

It’s no Djueburner, but Michelle T rightly casts scorn at this plate. Yes, we’ve all been there but c’mon. A Subaru with an ironing board? Didn’t ironing boards go out with cerebral syphillis? What an embarrassment on every level.  

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Gold

Posted on March 1, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I apologise that I was unable to capture just how gold and just how terrible this thing looks. Imagine it looks say…8 or 9 times as shithouse as it appears here. Don’t know what coconut run is. Does it involve … Continue reading →

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Point Percy

Posted on January 25, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I’ve always called Point Walter Point Percy. Reign of Error shows why. Driving a Volvo, you’re already kind of in C&B territory. 

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Sliding Doors

Posted on December 30, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I will only open the boot if it’s on the chain. You never know who’s in there. A chain latch. Wonderful. By Chris D. Hamilton Hill. 

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Stretching the Truth 

Posted on December 26, 2016 by AHC McDonald

A Nissan Navarra Limo. Nissan. Navarro. Limo.  I thought I dreamt it. But it’s real alright. A car even the gods thought impossible. Cottesloe Beach. 

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The Crewman and The Snow Woman

Posted on September 8, 2016 by AHC McDonald

A ute decoration so ill judged and risible that it’s almost great. By Mancey, Bunbury. 

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Shit Ute

Posted on July 21, 2016 by AHC McDonald

NF#1 saw a “country certified” “shit ute” in Baysie. Is that a “Mark of The Knobhead” “Such is Life”? The “IS” seems to have an extra syllable. There’s the inevitable Ned Kelly on the rear, which I’m not going to … Continue reading →

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Brocky’s Shitty Shrine

Posted on March 30, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Orbea kindly went out to the Peter Brock shrine for youse. I had hoped it would be littered with polarisers (ie nangs), but it was both understated and crappy, both of which were the wrong option. The Bunnings letterbox numbers, … Continue reading →

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Get on my lawn

Posted on January 25, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Being towed. I would hope a registered lawn next door.  By Blow In. Rockingham.   

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This. 

Posted on December 15, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Strangely, Shazza never mentioned that this total embarrassment is out in public. It actually keeps going around the block in some kind of…lap, as if it wasn’t trying to hide. You think that Fremantle couldn’t get any shittier, and then … Continue reading →

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