Tag Archives: worst car

STI

It’s no Djueburner, but Michelle T rightly casts scorn at this plate. Yes, we’ve all been there but c’mon. A Subaru with an ironing board? Didn’t ironing boards go out with cerebral syphillis? What an embarrassment on every level.  

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Gold

I apologise that I was unable to capture just how gold and just how terrible this thing looks. Imagine it looks say…8 or 9 times as shithouse as it appears here. Don’t know what coconut run is. Does it involve … Continue reading

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Point Percy

I’ve always called Point Walter Point Percy. Reign of Error shows why. Driving a Volvo, you’re already kind of in C&B territory. 

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Sliding Doors

I will only open the boot if it’s on the chain. You never know who’s in there. A chain latch. Wonderful. By Chris D. Hamilton Hill. 

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Stretching the Truth 

A Nissan Navarra Limo. Nissan. Navarro. Limo.  I thought I dreamt it. But it’s real alright. A car even the gods thought impossible. Cottesloe Beach. 

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The Crewman and The Snow Woman

A ute decoration so ill judged and risible that it’s almost great. By Mancey, Bunbury. 

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Shit Ute

NF#1 saw a “country certified” “shit ute” in Baysie. Is that a “Mark of The Knobhead” “Such is Life”? The “IS” seems to have an extra syllable. There’s the inevitable Ned Kelly on the rear, which I’m not going to … Continue reading

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