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Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts
Rice-Milk Kool-aid
JaneZ is worried that Occupy Perth is going a little too Jonestown, whereas I’m worried that they’re not going Waco enough. The First Ascension will of course suck off the rice milkers (to rapture town), while second and subsequent ascentions will lift the remaining joyful … Continue reading
Outrage Sunday 28 fix the taps
An unworst to start: far, far away from the passive-aggressive anxious clenching of West Perth and the faith-hating, anti-gay, Marx-loathing madness of Como is the curt direction of Peppermint Grove (spoilt only by the untidy arrow): I hope the taps … Continue reading
Posted in not worst, Uncategorisable Worsts, worst objects
Tagged candy, cap, Como, crayon, Dalkeith, decomposing, donation, dumb, elites, fear, hat, history, hygeine, Iraq, ironing, karl marx, lipstick, magazine, media, passive aggressive, peppermint grove, perth truth seekers, politics, rob halford, shenton park, solomon, tap, the man, the system, toilet, truther, waratah, west perth, western suburbs, wisdom
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Hairnet Catastrophe
Hundreds of hairnets were strewn along Mounts Bay Rd yesterday morning. Some truck roll-over perhaps. The spotty teens running Claremont Hungry Jacks needed emergency nets ‘coptered in from Subiaco. Arrived just in time. I thought they were hundreds of bride garters at … Continue reading
Outrage Sunday 26 to the victor the spoils
The hundreds of helicopters I’d flown in for CHOGM began to draw together until they formed a collective meta-CHOGM…and in my mind it was the most vibrant thing going; headline-deadline, print-broadcast, right wing-greenie, nimble, fluent, canny and human; hot sucked … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst carpark, worst furniture, worst language, worst objects, worst of the worst, worst town
Tagged acrod, antiques, bento, carnage, chogm, choppers, claremont, commonwealth, conflict, crap, dispatches, exhibition centre, gormless, halloween, helicopters, ikea, jingoism, jungle, kolon, ladder, lapel, michael herr, mime, pap, paper, parking, patriotism, pcec, pen, police state, postcard, reporting from the zone of death, retail, slaughter of the innocents, thin blue line, vietnam, war, windsor
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Mooning Mackay
M&A L. Escape Mackay, but not without snapping this piece of crap cemented into a boulder in the main street.What is it with cement, bronze, poetry and boulders that always makes such a rancid mix? The whole is always less … Continue reading
Outrage Sunday 25 induce this
The delicious distinction about Teh Worst is also worst. (Update: The Stoned Ranger points out The Echo is hiring). Speaking of distinctions, I’ve only received trivial death threats. I trust TL101 can tell us who Selena Gomez is. I have … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst advertising, worst car, worst classics, worst name, worst newspaper, worst objects, worst sign, worst transport
Tagged car, classic, crocs, death, driving, echo, induced, margaret fulton, meat, murder, newspaper, numberplate, savoury, selena gomez, sexwax, sky news, Subiaco, supermarket, vanity plate, wine, zekulich
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A wife to the guts
If you’re selling your loveliest wife award for $5, maybe you are not the wife he thought you were. Or possibly he was a cheap arsehole. Choose it. I don’t know. Whatever. Maybe she died and he’s sellling it. Auteured … Continue reading
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Outrage Sunday 24 meat
Meat: what is it good for? Absolutely nothing, and Coles alienate vegetarians and vegans (they also have a chicen version). Try and make meat out of this, Coles: if you do you’ll have to go to West Swan. Coles are … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst animal, worst food, worst objects, worst sign
Tagged 2011, ad, advertisement, book, chogm, coles, commonwealth, correspondence, dead, discount, ellenbrook, feet, kangaroo, letters, mail, meat, mosman park, mossman, newspaper, packages, parcels, sausages, seats, shopping, supermarket, the west australian, train, West swan
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Pinnacle my backside.
I’ve always wanted to slag off the ultra pathetic Pinnacles properly, but it’s kinda like making fun of that dude sending out his records at random. Like kicking sand in the face of an old rock when it’s down. By … Continue reading
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