Outrage Sunday 25 induce this

The delicious distinction about Teh Worst is also worst. (Update: The Stoned Ranger points out The Echo is hiring).

Speaking of distinctions, I’ve only received trivial death threats. I trust TL101 can tell us who Selena Gomez is.

I have been toying with the idea of a new blog on poor media practice: what do you reckon? Our version of Media Watch. Hmmm…anyway, please make sure you have enough SEXWAX before CHOGM hits.

Another death-defying nmbrpl8t: I’m sure SLVABULET has ample SEXWAX.

Does Margaret have a moustache problem, or is it subtle vandalism? If it is the latter it may be due to the abuse of classic – or are you meant to cook the great woman herself?

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18 Responses to Outrage Sunday 25 induce this

  1. The Legend 101 says:

    Selena Gomez is an actress that stars in Wizards of Waverly Place,Wizerly Waverly Place the movie,Hannah Montana and some other disney shows. She was also accused of fake pregancy with her date Justin Beiber a couple of months ago.

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  2. The Legend 101 says:

    selena gomez is an actress that starts in Wizard Of Waverly Place, Been on Hannah Montana a few times and also rites songs and music for disney and stars in disney shows.

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  3. shazza says:

    Three thumbs up for poor media practice blog.

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  4. B.T. says:

    Sex Wax, With hard humps. The best for your stick.

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  5. Snuff says:

    Tagged crocs ?

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  6. valerie woodruffe says:

    I bet you lot wouldn’t know how to cook a kebab if it was put in front of you, so don’t take the piss out of Margaret Fulton’s wonderful “Classic Meat Cooking Tips”, (now out of print so I stole a copy from a church jumble sale, the proceeds of which were going to help feed the starving in Somalia).

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    • orbea says:

      and how does Maggie cook her lab kebab, Vag?

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      • Bag O'Turnips says:

        Looks like it tastes a bit sharp, given what seem to be some stitches above her upper lip.

        No wonder why eating meat is dangerous :)

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        • valerie woodruffe says:

          Bag O’Turnips, They are not stitches, and its not subtle vandalism or a moustache above Margaret Fulton’s oral orifice, Its pubic hair, god only knows what she been up to, but I just spotted a pubic hair that has migrated from Margaret’s upper lip and got stuck between her teeth. Oh the joy of dentures when you are using Margaret’s Classic Meat Cooking Tips.

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      • valerie woodruffe says:

        oreba, Kebab meat dries out as it ages, so Maggie recommends slow marination with runny honey blended with a little light tasteless oil, making sure you take your time to work it well into all the crevices of the kebab, (this will ensure it is not dry when you eat it later on). After approximately 60 minutes take your meat out, examine it well, and smell it for any odours that might indicate its not fresh. Put it in the oven, Maggie says it is desirable to remove it at intervals and press with your fingers to test for doneness, it should still feel slightly springy when pressed. This can be made into a romantic meal for 2, or family meal for all to enjoy including plenty for the dog. Its equally nice on the dining table, or on the lounge or on the beach. Bon avatit Enjoy.

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  7. langhorne says:

    It’s worst for calling someone an ‘icon’.

    Sexwax is for surfboards, youse know that.

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