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Outrage Sunday 226 bring me the head of Ingvar Kamprad

That ribbon-muter Bento has been to the big blue building again. Has this cropped up in the Perth shop? Perhaps we’re not fussed? At least Ingvar doesn’t have shrunken Santa heads on his shelves. Gotta run! I’m off to read … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 215 Dan is Gay

Don’t you dare give this woman a ticket, City of Swan (who do great signs): she’s singing, not standing. This Guildford treasure didn’t last long, anyway. I bet that’s a Nyttja frame, from our Swedish friends. This south Cottesloe scene … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 204 the commercialisation of spruut

I think this was the first time spruuut reared its head on TWOP. A timely reminder after Bento shares his retail fetish. Sprutt a product? Why not, when Nirvana is lift music and there’s a small bar called Judgement at … Continue reading

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Six White Boomers

Mommy…. Where’s my mommy? They’ve taken her away We’ll help you find your mommy, son Hop up on the sleigh So up inside the bag of toys Little joey hopped But they hadn’t gone far when santa stopped… Bento saw … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 48 bidet you adieu

What a wonderful week! My birthday, PROSH, The West bails from the Press Council, April Fools, Oettinger at $40 for 24 half-litre cans, and the anniversary of when we killed Jebus! It really is a wonderful world. On one of … Continue reading

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Portrait of Perthian Gray

“If this Perth (esplanade) can give a soul to those who have lived without one, if she (Ra) can create the sense of narcolepsy in people whose lives have been sordid and fifo, if she can strip them of their … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 26 to the victor the spoils

The hundreds of helicopters I’d flown in for CHOGM began to draw together until they formed a collective meta-CHOGM…and in my mind it was the most vibrant thing going; headline-deadline, print-broadcast, right wing-greenie, nimble, fluent, canny and human; hot sucked … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 18 Pööplöp

The Ikea catalogue arrived today: please please we will now see no more of those letterbox-cleaning TV ads repeated from last year. It is the lowest form of wit to make jokes about Ikea product names like Jerker, Fukta, Fartfull … Continue reading

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not here

Pillowfighter sent this. “They have toilets in the Restaurant? What’s in the Swedish meatballs?” she asks. I don’t know, P’f. I wish TLA was back so he could tell us. I am just glad to see he has a worst … Continue reading

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