Mooning Mackay

M&A L. Escape Mackay, but not without snapping this piece of crap cemented into a boulder in the main street.What is it with cement, bronze, poetry and boulders that always makes such a rancid mix? The whole is always less than the sum of the parts. Should that be “hot” tropical twighlight?

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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33 Responses to Mooning Mackay

  1. M&A formerly of Mackay says:

    And, when it’s a full moon, it isn’t in the west at sunset. Moronic poet.


  2. so the chogm delegates break up into smaller groups and have private discussions and no bastard knows what the bloody hell they are talking about. or do they? is not this elitist of the elite making plans for a coming new age order, whereby the elitist of the elite are the victoirs? and bugger everybody else. is this what chogm is all about? the prince of the power of the air, one satan the devil, a liar from the beginning, attempting to usurp the authority of God himself, using puppet freemasons and others to carry out bullshit talks in the name of progress for humanity. welcome to beautiful perth, home of street crime, government rips offs, hyge piss upts, poofter parades, cars thru front windows, road rage, home invasions, abortion on demand, should I go on. ok chogm delegates discuss what you want to discuss, bugger off and get to hell out of here. sorry we could resite that monstrocity in the middle of william street, or complete the entertainment centre demolition.


  3. golden1 says:



    • RubyRuby says:

      Missed opportunity for use of “e’er”, to rhyme with “air” on next line.

      How do these poems for boulders get chosen? The doggerel found in greeting cards seems less vacuous than this offering… If less overtly about Mackay…


  4. langhorne says:

    Nice Queensland worst. Shame about the off topic comment. Cunt.


  5. Pete says:

    If it weren’t for Valerie I believe this post is missing some link back to Cockington Dog.


  6. Rob F says:

    Gees, that is fucking terrible.
    It’s like the Vogon poem in Hitchhikers Guide that makes you chew your own arms off listening to it.


  7. The Legend 101 says:

    It’s discusting!


  8. rottobloggo says:

    Speaking of mooning, Frank is taking on Pollbludger:


  9. Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    I like the way that the tropical twilight falls over here, but not, evidently, over there.


  10. valerie woodruffe mullaloo says:

    So the Fascist Nazis win, despite the protestations of the fair minded who embrace the values of diversity, difference and acceptance

    If by chance you should see me walking my rottweiler on mullaloo dog beach, do come up and introduce yourself and say hello



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