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Tag Archives: Cottesloe
Stutter Rapt
Evidence of personal rapture. Is that to be the theme of the last days of TWOP? That we went out not with a bang but a sucking? Sadly seems so. Pete F. In Cottesloe.
Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst of perth
Tagged #pete F., Cottesloe, rapture, ugg boots
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Boatshed Exports
We were talking about ironic public art only yesterday in Maylands. Pete F. saw this in Cottesloe. Export? At The Boatshed? No. Can’t see it. They have a wine loft fer christsakes! This is literally not happening.
Posted in worst drink, worst of perth
Tagged #pete F., Cottesloe, Emu Export, the boatshed, worst drink
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The Tears of Justice
Pete F sees the tears wash away the recriminations of the butt victims in Cottesloe. Time can heal all.
Outrage Sunday 300 survelance persuit
That Smurf-platinumiser Bento will be impressed: I’ve added another string to my bow. I wasn’t content at just being Cott’s Toilet King, and have added Medical Waste Sifter to my resume. This was in Claremont. Krazy Kym googled after looking … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst car, worst house, worst sign, worst spelling, worst transport
Tagged Cottesloe, cruciate, gugeri street, LGBTQI, racism, soul on fire, ute, victoria, video, Wembley, White Supremacy, worst fence
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Outrage Sunday 299 party kit
London fire + Just Cremations ad: many thanks to those who sent this. Of course such a tragedy would never happen here, given our superior building techniques and materials. In fact I think I’m right in saying being in a … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst newspaper
Tagged Cottesloe, fifo, foremen, odious
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Sucked off at the Albion
Another Pete F masterpiece. Teh rapture comes to Cottesloe. A $5 schooner can see you sucked off the planet to heaven. What..? Where..! Wot the fuck?
Outrage Sunday 297 Outrage for Service
Don’t you just adore the new advertising strategy at teh Worst??!! Little ads between the incisive reports. This page was for Burswood Crown Casino. Evil 8 member? Have a pint and a fist-pump! Muslim MP? Pork buffet! This will stop … Continue reading
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Tagged beer, boans, coast, Cottesloe, grass, love, Norfolk, plates, porcelain, rip-off, sticker, the daily blowhard, the west australian
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Lower the Raise
You heard it. Raised Garden beds are played. Pete F saw the first one come out of Cottesloe . It’s ground level with feather footed Chooks if you don’t want to look like a knob.
Outrage Sunday 294 the munted wheelbarrow
I found this intensely enraging. Why not just say 18 new bays on the other side. I am just a simple jerbalist – maths is hard! – but this sign is wrong anyway. I bet that tuckpoint-rougher Bento would say … Continue reading
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Tagged applecross, chemicals, circulation, claremont, Cottesloe, doomed, renovation, Saab Aero, stirling highway, superNiga
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A Life Lived
Pete F sees a life lived. And in the dunny is Cottesloe style. Isn’t that our life, all of us? A dunny in the beautiful land. A urinal in paradise?