Tag Archives: Cottesloe

Stutter Rapt

Posted on August 11, 2017 by

Evidence of personal rapture. Is that to be the theme of the last days of TWOP? That we went out not with a bang but a sucking? Sadly seems so. Pete F. In Cottesloe.

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Boatshed Exports

Posted on August 8, 2017 by

We were talking about ironic public art only yesterday in Maylands. Pete F. saw this in Cottesloe. Export? At The Boatshed? No. Can’t see it. They have a wine loft fer christsakes! This is literally not happening.

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The Tears of Justice

Posted on July 20, 2017 by

Pete F sees the tears wash away the recriminations of the butt victims in Cottesloe. Time can heal all. 

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Outrage Sunday 300 survelance persuit

Posted on June 25, 2017 by

That Smurf-platinumiser Bento will be impressed: I’ve added another string to my bow. I wasn’t content at just being Cott’s Toilet King, and have added Medical Waste Sifter to my resume. This was in Claremont. Krazy Kym googled after looking … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 299 party kit

Posted on June 18, 2017 by

London fire + Just Cremations ad: many thanks to those who sent this. Of course such a tragedy would never happen here, given our superior building techniques and materials. In fact I think I’m right in saying being in a … Continue reading →

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Sucked off at the Albion

Posted on June 9, 2017 by

Another Pete F masterpiece. Teh rapture comes to Cottesloe. A $5 schooner can see you sucked off the planet to heaven. What..? Where..! Wot the fuck?

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Outrage Sunday 297 Outrage for Service

Posted on June 4, 2017 by

Don’t you just adore the new advertising strategy at teh Worst??!! Little ads between the incisive reports. This page was for Burswood Crown Casino. Evil 8 member? Have a pint and a fist-pump! Muslim MP? Pork buffet! This will stop … Continue reading →

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Lower the Raise

Posted on May 19, 2017 by

You heard it. Raised Garden beds are played. Pete F saw the first one come out of Cottesloe . It’s ground level with feather footed Chooks if you don’t want to look like a knob. 

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Outrage Sunday 294 the munted wheelbarrow

Posted on May 14, 2017 by

I found this intensely enraging. Why not just say 18 new bays on the other side. I am just a simple jerbalist – maths is hard! – but this sign is wrong anyway. I bet that tuckpoint-rougher Bento would say … Continue reading →

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A Life Lived

Posted on April 17, 2017 by

Pete F sees a life lived. And in the dunny is Cottesloe style. Isn’t that our life, all of us? A dunny in the beautiful land. A urinal in paradise?

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