A wife to the guts

If you’re selling your loveliest wife award for $5, maybe you are not the wife he thought you were. Or possibly he was a cheap arsehole. Choose it. I don’t know. Whatever. Maybe she died and he’s sellling it. Auteured by Budda lala land. Location unknown. Unknown now that Cash Twon has closed that is. Uncategorisable worsts are making up a significant fraction. Do I need more categories? More cognac? In any case I have the ideal mix of warmth and intelligence, carving and caring. Yeah, carving. Deal with it.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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9 Responses to A wife to the guts

  1. WarriorTom says:

    She sucked my cock. Hence the award.


    • orbea says:

      World’s loveliest wife.
      You have the ideal mix of warmth and intelligence.You’re beautiful charming and caring. Your affection and dedication makes you the pivot of our family. Your honesty, sincerity and understanding makes you a rock to hold on for the people around you. You are the most perfect partner I can wish for.
      You have a heart of gold.

      I agree with WarriorTom.


  2. The Legend 101 says:



  3. shazza says:

    Loveliest? WHAT THE HELL? That’s a bit old fashioned isn’t it?
    These days I expect it’d be a MILF award.


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