Author Archives: rottobloggo

having a crack

It’s time for another police post. First Class Constable Aaron Cocks is looking for two men who can help with his enquiries into a Melville crime. Just after 4am on Australia Day, two men entered a car yard on Leach … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 282 work work work

“It’s very angry.” This was the summary of a book found in Cottesloe this week – Greg Hoey’s Work! Work!! Work!!!: This Semi-Fascist’s Paradise. I was delighted to add a part of Mr Hoey’s oeuvre to my shelves. WWW is … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 281 dark matter

Gazing into the abyss in Claremont. I’m still not making these up. Oprah has flipped her Klimt. I loathe those Shenton Park days. Always full of Klimt-flipping women staring out of windows, whining about bees going to Moscow.

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Outrage Sunday 280 Coconut Run

It’s not quite a gold Torana of the soul, but this Stirling Highway scene was spiritually enriching. There’s gold in Caversham – but not of the shiny sort. If that doesn’t signal the driver, then nothing will. You used to … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 279 Midland fences

Only 41 days to go! Empty houses, barbed wire, spacious tarmac, lights blazing – it’s all happening. Looking forward to the candidate poetry slam next week. Will the ALP’s villanelle series see them hang on, or will the Liberals‘ non-rhyming … Continue reading

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Bolly waffle

What a relief! Something on teh WAToady means I can avoid moderating Frank’s ranting! They have put up a yarn about allegedly stolen champagne (“expensive alcoholic beverage”). They got it from the cops’ Twitter – but don’t report which types … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 278 Jaydyn

After my business at Parliament on Friday night (one of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace) I popped into Hemingway’s Sorrow for a quick one. Heath served me this. WTF? I’m speaking with myself, number … Continue reading

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