Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 278 Jaydyn

After my business at Parliament on Friday night (one of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace) I popped into Hemingway’s Sorrow for a quick one. Heath served me this. WTF? I’m speaking with myself, number … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 277 lying fascist pigs

Goodness me! This very frank assessment was seen at north Cottesloe. The bloke didn’t have the chutzpah – the kahunas, if you will – to have his face in the photo. This is much more soothing and dignified. There is … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 276 I rhyme and I vote

How about that Matt Buckels elegy to the dead Hyde Park dugong! We will never see it, as Buckels has pulled out of the race to be chief beret-wearer at Vincent. It seemed Buckels assumed he’d be able to feed … Continue reading

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$55 million

Good luck to all TWOPers in tonight’s megabucks event. This was in Teh Worst today – maybe you can buy a ticket tomorrow KNOWING WHAT THE NUMBERS WERE TONIGHT??!! The jackpot would buy you 827 million gumnuts, or a new … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 275 hot chip

HNY FuchsiaKuntz! May the relentless blue sky of your 2017 not be marred by teh Chemtrails!

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Outrage Sunday 274 meat market

Imagine being so famous you have to wear Post-It notes. So rich your employer has a stationery cupboard the size of Howard Sattler’s woggle. That is happening. 6PR “Commercial Director, Barrie Quick said ‘We are pleased to be launching into … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 273 top twenty World Lies

That manual-bopping Bento paused opposite Bayswater train station. “How have I never noticed this before? So shit, we even get a poor imitation of Cartridge World.” Suck it up. I often fondly recall a big-city planner telling a crowd of … Continue reading

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