Rice-Milk Kool-aid

JaneZ is worried that Occupy Perth is going a little too Jonestown, whereas I’m worried that they’re not going Waco enough. The First Ascension will of course suck off the rice milkers (to rapture town), while second and subsequent ascentions will lift the remaining joyful (but still resentful) soy milkers, leaving full cream milk drinkers wondering, “What happened to all those cunts? You know, the dudes with all the wellness and textured vegetable protein. They were just here a minute ago.”

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20 Responses to Rice-Milk Kool-aid

  1. NF#1 says:

    11-11-11 has been and gone and I suspect these cunts are still here, awaiting the next comet no doubt.

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  2. Send it back to its spiritual home, AKA Perth Convention Centre.

    It’s worse than the SXXXXXXXX’s

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  3. Rob F says:

    Why is their no BoFo action? Are you saving it for a special edition worst off?

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  4. NF#1 says:

    Hard to believe that such a fine worst has garnered so few comments…

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  5. BrownBook says:

    I thought the goths occupied Forrest Place ages ago. Or did they become the emos and moved to occupy the back of Wesley church?

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  6. The Legend 101 says:

    The next wierd thing to be put in the city, after that wierd captus statue that sits and looks lonely by itself.

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  7. Snuff says:

    Occupy Batley Town Hall. For 4 hours, anyway. Sure, they gave him a new kitchen, bathroom, central heating, windows and cavity wall insulation, but it’s ineffective.

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