Can it really be true that Eoin Cameron is the most popular ABC announcer in the country? If he’s winning ratings, Mugabe has to have a hand in the voting results. I had the misfortune to hear 10 minutes of the shittiest radio I have heard in my life yesterday as Cameron yukked it up with some other moron from Canberra called Ross Sully. It was like two turds congratulating each other on their stench. The conversation verbatim was:
Sully: Ho, ho, ho, well you’re a big fat bastard aren’t you Cameron. Let me make a totally unfunny joke about how you are fat and stupid. Ho, ho, ha, ha. Man boobs. ho, ho, ho, ha, ha.
Cameron: Ho, ho, ho. Let me retort with an unfunny joke about how you want Geoff Hutchison’s job. And by the way. Canberra. How cold is that place? ho, ho, yuk. Yuk.
Sully: Canberra may be cold, but let me say, You. Fat. Yuk, yuk.
Cameron: Ha, ha, ha, you won’t get me that easily, I know how cold it is in Canberra. Ha, ha, ha.
Sully: Like Albany. That’s another cold place we can talk about every time we speak. How cold is Albany you bloated piece of shit? Albany? Cold eh? How cold is it?
Cameron: Ho, ho, ho. Damien Rabbit said you might mention how fat and unfunny I was. Ho, ho, ho. In my defence, Canberra. How cold is that place?
Sully. Not as cold as Albany. Ho, ho, ha, ha, ha. Have I mentioned how fat you are? Could I now also throw in an unfuny joke about politicians and hot air keeping Canberra warm – Like I did last week. Ho, ho.
Cameron: Damien Rabbit. Can I make myself look like a complete knob by calling him something like “Slim but savage”?
Sully: As long as you don’t call him late for dinner! Oh, my sides are splitting. Ah, ha, ha. How funny is Albany being cold? How funny is you being fat?
Cameron: Not as cold as Canberra, but at least you have all that hot air to keep you warm, ho, ho ho…